NWA/WCW Clash Of The Champions XII: Fall Brawl 1990 Review (Sting Vs. The Black Scorpion)

Hello everyone and welcome to my review of the 12th NWA/WCW Clash of the Champions, featuring Sting taking on the infamous Black Scorpion for the NWA World Title, Ric Flair challenging Lex Luger for the US Title and more – including a rare ladies title match.

Here is the list of champions in the NWA/WCW heading into this show:

  • NWA World Heavyweight Champion: Sting
  • NWA United States Heavyweight Champion: Lex Luger
  • NWA World TV Champion: Arn Anderson
  • NWA World Tag Team Champions: Doom (Ron Simmons & Butch Reed)
  • NWA United States Tag Team Champions: The Steiners (Rick & Scott Steiner)

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The hosts are Jim Ross & Bob Caudle
Live from Asheville, NC

The Fabulous Freebirds (Michael Hayes & Jimmy Garvin)(w/ Buddy Roberts) vs. The Southern Boys (Steve Armstrong & Tracy Smothers)(w/ ‘Bullet’ Bob Armstrong)

Cappetta announces this as a six men tag match but then they just do a regular tag match with managers, so I’ll go with that instead. Smothers dominates both Hayes and Garvin with superkicks to set up the usual Freebirds stalling. They come back in to double-team Smothers but Armstrong comes in with a double high crossbody on both heels. And more stalling follows. Smothers dropkicks Garvin until a cheapshot turns things around. Hayes hits a bulldog for two. Smothers comes back with a sunset flip, but Hayes chinlocks him to stay in control. Garvin goes up only to get slammed off and we get the hot tag to Armstrong. He cleans house with dropkicks for a while until Buddy Roberts cuts him off, and then Bullet Bob does the same to Hayes which gets Armstrong two. We get a pier six brawl until suddenly the Boys pin both Freebirds at the same time with a double sunset flip at 8:34.

  • Rating: A short Freebirds match, with the stalling followed by the babyfaces’ comeback. Nothing special but not bad. **
‘Nature Boy’ Buddy Landel vs. Mike Rotunda

Rotunda is accompanied to the ring by the winner of some kind of WCW/Burger King competition. We get a nice armbar reversal sequence to start. Rotunda tries an armdrag but Mike blocks with a clothesline followed by an elbowdrop for two. Landel goes up but Rotunda catches him coming down. Rotunda works a facelock but Rotunda reverses into a backslide for the win at 5:39.

  • Rating: Watchable match albeit short. Nothing wrong with it. *1/2
The Master Blasters (Iron & Steele) vs. Brad Armstrong & Tim Horner

You might know this good looking Steele guy. It’s the official debut of a young gentleman who would later move on to win the World Championship in both the WWF and WCW as Diesel and Kevin Nash, respectively. You might have heard of him! Nash works the arm to start and then so does Iron. And yes I’ll keep calling him Nash during the reviews because it’s much easier. A Nash elbowdrop gets two and so does a powerslam. Nash goes for a sloppy looking elbowdrop that misses and then Iron COMPLETELY botches a headbutt, which misses by a mile and gets a big groan from the crowd. Good lord almighty what the fuck… about a minute later the big guys finish Horner with a flying double shoulderblock at 4:52.

  • Rating: Complete shit. The plan was obviously to make the heels look like badasses, but they left one of the parts at home and instead just looked “bad”. Or “asses”. You decide. DUD
The Nasty Boys (Jerry Sags & Brian Knobbs) vs. Terry Taylor & Jackie Fulton

This is one of Taylor’s first matches back in the NWA/WCW, which at least means no more Red Rooster. Finally! Taylor gets in an early swinging neckbreaker on Knobbs for two. A number of quick hiptosses keep the babyfaces in control and Fulton gets the tag. Back to Taylor who sends Sags into the post and a high crossbody back inside gets two. Taylor hits a backdrop suplex but Knobbs takes him down by the hair and allows Sags to jump in with a kneedrop to take over. Taylor gets in a quick sunset flip before making the hot tag to Fulton. He runs wild with bodyslams for both heels and a german suplex on Knobbs gets two. Knobbs reverses a crossbody into a powerslam though, and the Trip to Nastyville elbow puts Fulton away at 7:11.

  • Rating: Another simple match to showcase the Nasty Boys. It was also nice to see Terry back as himself and not as a chicken anymore. That alone earns this an extra quarter star! *3/4
Tommy Rich vs. Wild Bill Irwin

If you look for “filler” in the dictionary there should be a picture of this match there. Irwin hits a high knee but eats a backdrop suplex for two. They exchange headlocks, which is SO what this match needs. Irwin finally goes somewhere with a sideslam, only to get immediately kicked back down. Another sideslam is blocked by Rich and turned into a sleeper, and then an Irwin blind charge misses and Rich hits the Thesz Press for the win at 3:59.

  • Rating: It was okay. *

Meanwhile, NWA/WCW announces their top ten contenders lists for both the singles and tags’ World Championships. This should be interesting, let’s take a look:

  • NWA World Championship top ten contenders list: 10) Buddy Landel (good heel) ; 9) Tommy Rich (maybe in 1980) ; 8) Junkyard Dog (oh good god…) ; 7) Brian Pillman (nothing wrong here) ; 6) Stan Hansen (okay) ; 5) Sid Vicious (fine, he’s popular) ; 4) Barry Windham (nothing to say here either) ; 3) TV Champion Arn Anderson (same as Barry) ; 2) Ric Flair (WOOOO) ; 1) US Champion Lex Luger (logical) – the champion is Sting
  • NWA World Tag Team Championship top ten contenders list: 10) Mike Rotunda & Tim Horner (LOL) ; 9) ‘Dudes With Attitudes’ Junkyard Dog & El Gigante (oh please…) ; 8) Brian Pillman & Tom Zenk (former US tag champs, sure) ; 7) ‘Samoan SWAT Team’ Fatu & The Samoan Savage (okay) ; 6) ‘Fabulous Freebirds’ Michael Hayes & Jimmy Garvin (of course) ; 5) ‘The Southern Boys’ Tracy Smothers & Steve Armstrong (nothing wrong) ; 4) ‘Midnight Express’ Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane (4 is way too low) ; 3) ‘Four Horsemen’ Arn Anderson & Barry Windham (fine) ; 2) ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Express’ Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson (way too high for their current momentum) ; 1) US Tag Champs The Steiners (unquestionable) – the champions are Doom

Meanwhile, Stan Hansen doesn’t like his place on the list and promises to beat up people on his way to Sting.

Ladies Professional Wrestling Association Championship: Susan Sexton(c) vs. Bambi

This is my first time watching both of these ladies and I have no idea who either of them are. They get into a wristlock reversal sequence that ends with Bambi catching Sexton in a headscissors on the mat. Sexton eventually gets out of there with a bodyslam but Bambi rolls her up for one. She ends up eating elbow on a blind charge in the corner though, and Sexton drops an elbow for two. Bambi cradles her for two, only for Sexton to roll through into her own for the win to retain at 4:11.

  • Rating: This was a little bit sloppy at times, but otherwise decent and at least brought something different to this show. Not bad but way too short to be anything more. *1/2
The Steiners (Rick & Scott) vs. Maximum Overdrive (Tim Hunt & Jeff Warner)

Hunt runs away from Scott and stalls to start. Wise man. Back in for a wristlock by Scott and back out he goes. I have just about had enough of this show at this point. Finally Scott beats up both dudes and Rick comes in with Steinerlines. And they bail. AGAIN. Scott suplexes Warner and brings in Rick, but a cheapshot allows the jobbers to take over for a while. An elbowdrop gets two. Rick finally makes a comeback with a powerslam and a REALLY VIOLENT lariat followed by the double-team DDT for the win at 6:23.

  • Rating: Super boring and long, specially considering the rest of the card up to this point had been quite dull. One of the worst Steiners matches I can remember. 3/4*
Stan Hansen vs. ‘Z-Man’ Tom Zenk

After jobbing to the debuting Vader in a few minutes at the PPV, I wouldn’t put money on Mr. Z-Man here. Hansen suplexes poor Zenk and an elbowdrop gets two. Hansen then proceeds to beat the living shit out of Zenk from pillar to post. Zenk tries to make a comeback with a few dropkicks until Hansen nearly takes his head off with the lariat at 3:19.

  • Rating: Short, to the point and effective. *1/4
NWA United States Heavyweight Championship: Lex Luger(c) vs. Ric Flair

THANK GOD!!! This show is in the heart of Flair Country in the Carolinas and Luger still gets one of the biggest pops of the whole show. This company would have been NUTS not to put the belt on Luger eventually. Shoulder tackle takes Flair down to start but he’s still confident. Flair asks for a test of strength only to cheapshot him and take over. The chops in the corner are no-sold and a Luger press slam gets the crowd on their feet. Flair takes his time getting back inside. He cheapshots Luger once more but the chop still goes nowhere as Flair eats another press slam. Luger follows it up with a clothesline that dumps Flair over the top rope and to the floor, and then meets him outside with a clothesline on the floor. The over the top rope DQ rule was ignored here because it obviously wasn’t the finish. Flair snaps Luger’s throat on the ropes and turns his back to show off to the camera, but Luger no-sells and waits for the showing off to end before press slamming once more! Luger misses an elbowdrop though, and Flair takes this chance to catch his breath. This crowd is HOT for Lex! Flair chops away but eats a clothesline out of the corner. He lands hard on his shoulder though and even asks the referee to forfeit due to injury but… SIKE! A cheapshot turns things around and Flair sends Luger into the railing on the outside. Fantastic!

Flair pounds away back inside as he starts getting more confident. He even dedicates a chop to Ted Turner and Jim Herd. Yeah, I imagine he wanted Herd to be in Luger’s place! Back to the floor they go so Flair can throw Luger into the railing some more. Damn this crowd hasn’t stopped making noise for one second, you love to see it! Flair stomps the knee so you know IT’S TIME TO GO TO SCHOOL WOOOOO!! Flair pounds away on Luger’s leg but Luger fights back as they get into a slugfest. Luger wins that but Flair “accidentally” thumbs Luger in the eye while going down on a Flair flop. Amazing! A Flair hiptoss is block by Luger who powers him into a backslide for two. Flair fights back with chops but Luger slugs away in the corner and blocks an atomic drop with a clothesline for two. And all while selling the leg. Flair snapmares Luger and works the count a number of times to try and run Luger out of stamina. Flair goes up and SHOCKINGLY gets slammed off! Whip into the corner sets up the Flair Flip and Luger meets Flair with a clothesline on the apron. Luger press slam followed by a powerslam and good lord this crowd is SCREAMING for Luger! Beautiful superplex for the win but Flair gets his foot on the ropes. Luger pounds away in the corner until Flair cuts him off with another thumb to the eye. They take the fight to the floor once more and the pissed off #6 contender Stan Hansen is back to destroy Luger for the DQ at 15:28.

  • Rating: Well surprise surprise, these two just saved this show. This is not even close to being the greatest match Flair and Luger ever had, but it’s very fun to watch with an awesome crowd supporting it. Really good match. ***3/4

Meanwhile, The Black Scorpion says he’ll reveal his identity if Sting beats him. Sting says he has to win and know who it is in order to move on.

Main Event – NWA World Heavyweight Championship: Sting(c) vs. The Black Scorpion

HerdMania running wild, baby. They were actually teasing the Scorpion to be the then WWF Champion The Ultimate Warrior, with him only revealing that he is Sting’s former partner in California. No shit! To their credit Scorpion’s entrance does get the desired reaction, with the people not taking their eyes off him while he slowly walks to the ring. I’ll call The Black Scorpion “BS”, because that’s what this whole thing is. Slugfest gets things going and BS chokes away on the ropes. To the floor they go where Sting drops BS throat first on the railing. BS takes over back inside with more CLUBBING BLOWS! Sting fights back and tries to take the mask off but BS cheapshots him to stay in control. BS slams Sting on the floor and chokes away. We get it, you can choke. JR again mentions that BS is from California and he’s a man from Sting’s past in 1986. I’m starting to think it might really be Warrior!! Sting faceplants BS back inside and we actually get a CHOKEFEST OF DEATH as both guys try to out-choke each other. This is electrifying. BS takes over near the ropes with… wait for it… wait for it… CHOKING! Sting press slams BS and follows it up with a flying high crossbody for two. BS turns things around with chok… I mean a snapmare. Sorry, I forgot to turn the auto pilot mode off. Actually never mind it’s time to turn it back on because BS CHOKES AWAY!! Sting fights back with a clothesline and the Stinger Splash finishes BS to retain at 8:13. Sting then unmasks BS… but he has another mask. And then the REAL Black Scorpion appears on top of the ramp. So basically Sting didn’t beat the Black Scorpion and didn’t even wrestle him. Let the BS continue!

  • Rating: A complete waste of time. The angle is dumb and the match sucked too. But never mind, just wait until he’s revealed as The Ultimate Warrior! 1/2*

Sid Vicious challenges Sting for the title and beats him up before declaring himself as the next contender for Halloween Havoc to close the show. Nice way to make the top ten lists from THAT VERY SAME NIGHT completely pointless as well. We’re starting to move from the NWA to WCW more and more and that’s not particularly a good thing. At all.

END OF THE SHOW

Final thoughts: This show was bad and it never got into second gear. Watch the US title match between Luger and Flair but you can burn the rest of this show alive. 3/10 (all for Flair and Luger)

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POINT SYSTEM

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WrestlerStar ratingsResultMain-eventingExtrasTotal
Lex Luger3.750.5+1 for retaining a title5.25
Sting0.511+1 for retaining a title 3.5
Steve Armstrong21+0.5 for winning the fall3.5
Susan Sexton1.51+1 for retaining a title 3.5
Ric Flair3.75-0.53.25
Brian Knobbs1.751+0.5 for winning the fall 3.25
Tracy Smothers213
Jerry Sags1.7512.75
Mike Rotunda1.512.5
Rick Steiner0.751+0.5 for winning the fall 2.25
Stan Hansen1.2512.25
Tommy Rich112
Scott Steiner0.7511.75
Steele01+0.5 for winning the fall 1.5
Iron011
Jimmy Garvin2-11
Terry Taylor1.75-10.75
Michael Hayes2-1-0.5 for losing the fall0.5
Buddy Landel
Bambi
1.5-10.5
The Black Scorpion0.5-110.5
Tom Zenk1.25-10.25
Jackie Fulton1.75-1-0.5 for losing the fall0.25
Wild Bill Irwin1-10
Tim Hunt0.75-1-0.25
Jeff Warner0.75-1-0.5 for losing the fall -0.75
Brad Armstrong0-1-1
Tim Horner0-1-0.5 for losing the fall -1.5

That’s all I got for you today. Thank you so much for your time. Make sure you follow the blog so you don’t miss any of the next articles, including my reviews of the NWA/WCW’s Halloween Havoc and the WWF’s Survivor Series pay-per-views. Stay safe everyone!

WWF SummerSlam 1990 Review (Can Earthquake Rattle Hulkamania?)

Welcome everyone to my review of WWF SummerSlam 1990 – featuring the returning Hulk Hogan meeting the Earthquake and the WWF Champion Ultimate Warrior putting his belt on the line against Rick Rude in a cage match in a double main-event. Also, The Hart Foundation challenge Demolition for the tag titles, The Texas Tornado challenges IC Champion Mr. Perfect. And more.

Here is the list of champions in the WWF heading into this show:

  • WWF Champion: The Ultimate Warrior
  • WWF Intercontinental Champion: Mr. Perfect
  • WWF World Tag Team Champions: Demolition (Ax, Smash & Crush)

Enjoy the review!

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The hosts are Vince McMahon & Roddy Piper
Live from Philadelphia

The Rockers (Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty) vs. Power & Glory (Hercules & Paul Roma)(w/ Slick)
IMG credit: WWE & WhatCulture

Michaels was injured at this point and wasn’t even working house shows heading into this event, but the company still wanted to advertise him so here he is. The heels jump him on the outside and attack the knee to keep him out instead, as Jannetty starts the match 2-on-1. Jannetty responds with hiptosses and dropkicks and even gets a roll-up on Roma for two. Slick gets up on the apron to distract the referee which gives his guys an even bigger advantage and allows them to double-team Jannetty. Meanwhile Michaels tries to slowly get back up on the apron, but Hercules kicks him right on the knee to keep him down. Herc comes in for a powerslam that Jannetty blocks and turns into a cradle, but Roma gets the tag to break up the pin. Roma hits a backbreaker for two. Jannetty goes for his comeback with a powerslam and a superkick. A flying fistdrop gets two. Hercules jumps in to cut off Jannetty’s comeback, and the Hercules superplex into the Roma splash puts him away at 6:00.

  • Rating: Really just a handicap match with the added story of Michaels being injured as Michaels loses his smile does a stretcher job afterwards. But still really just a handicap match with a cool finish. **

Meanwhile, Bobby Heenan says nobody beats Mr. Perfect.

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WWF Intercontinental Championship: Mr. Perfect(c)(w/ Bobby Heenan) vs. ‘The Texas Tornado’ Kerry Von Erich
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This is a really bad time in Kerry’s life, and you can see in Kerry’s eyes that he’s not coming out alone if you know what I mean. Meanwhile Perfect was one of the best in the industry, which makes the eventual result of this match make even less sense looking back. Perfect goes flying off the early lockup and he bails. Perfect responds with a hiptoss back inside but a Kerry clothesline sends Perfect back to the outside. He catches Kerry with a cheapshot back inside and works a sleeper. Perfect bitchslaps him in the corner, so Kerry responds with the CLAW OF HEAD SQUEEZING DOOM followed by the Tornado Punch for the pin and the… sigh… the pin and the goddamned title at 5:15.

  • Rating: This looked good on paper, but it was over just as it was starting to get going. *1/2

Meanwhile, Perfect and Heenan interrupt what was supposed to be an interview with Mean Gene and Sapphire to complain about their loss.

Sensational Queen Sherri vs. Sapphire
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Sapphire no-shows and Sherri wins by forfeit.

  • Rating: Moving on. N/R (no rating)

Meanwhile, Dusty Rhodes is worried about Sapphire and asks Jim Duggan if he’s seen her. We got a mini story going on at this show, that’s always nice to see.

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The Warlord(w/ Slick) vs. Tito Santana
IMG credit: WWE

Look at Stone Cold Warlord up there! Tito absolutely killed it with Perfect the prior month and showed he still had so much left in the tank… so of course he gets to job to this useless steroid freak in minutes. I apologize to Warlord fans – all three of you – that might feel offended by those comments. Warlord no-sells a number of holds and dropkicks to start. A crossbody actually takes Warlord down for the count, but Warlord kicks out WITH AUTHORITY BY GAWD and sends Tito flying. He’s BIG, get it?! Warlord pounds away back inside with the vicious CLUBBING BLOWS until Tito suddenly hits the Flying Jalapeno. Warlord literally crawls his way into the ropes and completely telegraphs what’s coming. Santana covers and SHOCKINGLY Warlord grabs the ropes to break up the count. No one saw that coming whatsoever. Warlord slugs away with (you guessed it) THE CLUBBING BLOWS and finishes it with the running powerslam at 5:28.

  • Rating: This offered nothing. Santana could’ve wrestled himself out there and it would’ve been more interesting. 1/2*
Two Out Of Three Falls – WWF World Tag Team Championship: Demolition (Smash & Crush)(c) vs. The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart)
IMG credit: WWE

Bret and Smash start things off. Crush tries to help Smash on a test of strength which Anvil prevents. Double elbow by the Harts on Smash before Anvil leaves. Smash tries a slam on Bret who blocks and rolls him up for two. Bret then catches a charging Smash with a quick armdrag and goes to work on the arm. Quick tags by the babyfaces as they continue to go to work on Smash’s arm. Bret legdrops Smash right on the arm as Smash then escapes an arm submission with a slam. Crush comes in with a slam of his own only to miss a kneedrop. Bret headbutts him right in the jaw and pounds away. Bret’s caught going for a crossbody and slammed yet again. Crush ends up eating knee on a blind charge in the corner however, and a Bret roll-up gets two. Smash gets the tag but so does Anvil. Shoulderblock but Crush cheapshots Anvil while he runs the ropes, briefly giving the heels the advantage once more. That ends up going nowhere though as Crush eats clothesline on a blind charge. Tags on both teams once again as Bret clotheslines Smash and dropkicks Crush. Bret eventually knocks Crush out of the ring by sending Smash into him. Russian legsweep gets two as the crowd’s starting to feel it. The backbreaker sets up the middle rope elbow but Crush legdrops Bret to break up the pin. Smash tags him in as the Demolition Decapitation gets them the first fall.

Demolition 1-0 Harts

The second fall begins with Crush hitting his pretty cool one-handed chokeslam on Bret. Off to Smash who hits a backdrop suplex for two. Back to Crush as the Demos start cutting the ring in half. Crush with a chinlock while the crowd claps for Bret to make the hot tag. Bret tries to fight out of the hold only for Crush to cut him off with a cheapshot. Back to Smash who smashes (pun 100% intended!) Bret’s face on the top buckle. Smash misses a clothesline as Bret manages to hit a flying clothesline. Double KO spot as the fans scream for the hot tag. Smash holds Bret by the ankle while Crush grabs Smash’s leg for leverage. Hebner kicks him away though and that allows Bret to make the hot tag! Anvil cleans house as eventually he hits a powerslam for two. And the nearfall actually draws boos from the crowd! Anvil follows it up with the spear in the corner. Crush tries to come in but Bret fights him off. Hart Attack on Smash for one, two… Crush jumps the referee just before the three count, which ends up giving the Harts the fall by DQ anyway.

Demolition 1-1 Harts

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Before the third fall starts, Ax joins us behind the ref’s back and he gets under the ring. Bret shoulderblocks Smash on the apron and sunset flips him for two. Atomic drop and the vicious abdominal stomp by Bret. Anvil comes in with a shoulderblock followed by a slam on Bret onto Smash for two. That was nice! The ref gets busy with Neidhart though, which opens the door for the switcheroo. Ax immediately pounds away as Vince once again claims it’s tough to tell Ax and Smash apart. Whatever you say, captain… Ax catches a charging Bret with an awesome and violent lariat. Bodyslam gets two. Russian legsweep gets two more. Ax whips him hard into the buckle for the classic Bret bump, as Neidhart comes in to break the count. Crush comes in to hit a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker as Neidhart breaks up the pin once more. That gets the ref busy once again, and allows Smash and Ax to trade places once more. This finally draws the LOD to ringside to show the ref that Ax is under the ring, which gets a monster pop. Meanwhile Neidhart slingshot shoulderblocks Crush right into Bret’s roll-up for the final pin and the titles at a total of 14:24.

Demolition 1-2 Harts

  • Rating: Really good match that still lives up to this day. The work between the four wrestlers (well five) was great, but I believe what really stood out here was the dramatic story and the really hot crowd who was beyond invested in it. They ended up being rewarded with the babyfaces going over, which helped. The debuting LOD coming out to even the odds was a great way to introduce them to WWF PPV audiences, if they weren’t over enough already! Finally, the booking of the falls, which was the classic tactic of having the babyfaces lose and have to fight from underneath to win twice in a row got the crowd even more excited for the Harts’ win. Overall a fantastic tag match that turned out to be quite memorable and legendary. Absolutely worth your time! ****

Meanwhile, the Harts celebrate while LOD want Demolition. Sherri has heard rumors about Sapphire that she doesn’t reveal. After intermission, we see shots of Damian in the shower and Bad News Brown’s sewer rat… giant facepalm.

Jake Roberts vs. Bad News Brown – special referee: The Big Bossman
IMG credit: WWE

So this is a battle over animals, oh joy. Bad News Brown went from facing a half-white-half-black Roddy Piper at WrestleMania to fighting a man over snakes and rats (oh boy does this sound interesting if taken out of context!) at the next big PPV. No wonder he was out of there as soon as possible after this. BNB jumps Roberts to start but misses the Ghetto Blaster. Roberts front facelocks him to hit the DDT but BNB escapes and bails. Brown hits him with a chair on the outside, which Bossman completely ignores. Back inside where Brown goes to work but misses a flying fistdrop. The kneelift and short arm clothesline set up the DDT, but Brown backdrops him out. Brown hits him with the chair yet again which this time draws the DQ at 4:44. Brown tries to legdrop Damian afterwards only for Roberts and Bossman to clean house to close the segment.

  • Rating: I was ready to absolutely hate this, but the in-ring work and the build up for the DDT (which ultimately never happened) were solid enough. This was still absolute stupid nonsense and pure filler, but I’ve seen much worse. *1/2
Brother Love Show – Sgt. Slaughter
IMG credit: WWE & retroprowrestling.com

Because this show isn’t long enough and full of filler already. Slaughter gives Brother Love an award for American Of The Year because everyone else has gone soft for cheering Nikolai Volkoff and yadda yadda yadda.

The Orient Express (Sato & Tanaka)(w/ Mr. Fuji) vs. ‘Hacskaw’ Jim Duggan & Nikolai Volkoff
IMG credit: WWE

Volkoff goes to work on Tanaka until he gets caught in the Orient corner. He gets the tag to Duggan and the atomic drop into the 3 Point Stance clothesline puts Tanaka away at 3:22.

  • Rating: At least it was short. 1/4*
Randy Savage(w/ Sensational Queen Sherri) vs. Dusty Rhodes
IMG credit: WWE & twm.news

However before the match we get the big reveal – Ted DiBiase has bought Sapphire’s services away from Big Dust. Savage goes to work while Dusty is distracted with the whole situation, but a Dusty dropkick(!) turns things around. Bionic elbow and Savage is out of there. Dusty’s mind is not in this match though, and he once again looks at the back, which allows Savage to hit Dusty with Sherri’s LOADED PURSE OF DOOM for the win at 2:15.

  • Rating: More of angle than a match, which is alright. With Randy Savage as a total afterthought, which is not alright. 1/2*
Hulk Hogan(w/ The Big Bossman) vs. Earthquake(w/ Jimmy Hart & Dino Bravo)
IMG credit: WWE & thesportsdaily.com
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Tugboat was supposed to be in Hogan’s corner but Quake destroyed him on Superstars shortly before this show, so we get Bossman pulling double duty instead. This is Hogan’s first match since Earthquake put him out with two earthquakes in the Brother Love Show, so of course he gets a monster pop. Hogan spits in Earthquake’s face before the bell to show he’s PISSED. The heat before the match starts is unbelievable. Hogan shoves Quake on the lockup but he doesn’t even move. Then Quake does it twice and Hogan goes down both times. Jimmy Hart celebrates like crazy on the outside which draws a gigantic Hogan chant. Shoulderblock by Quake and Hogan bails to talk some strategy with Bossman. Hogan rakes the eyes back inside but a slam attempt doesn’t even take him off his feet. Quake pounds away only to eat boot on a blind charge in the corner. Hogan nails him but Quake stays on his feet. Another one drops Quake on his ass which gets a giant reaction. Jimmy and Bravo get up on the apron and eat some punches as well as Hogan puts Quake back in. Everyone joins in for a PIER SIX BRAWL with Hogan and Bossman giving Bravo a double big boot. And one to Quake, which for some reason isn’t a DQ, but the big guy still doesn’t go down. The ref rightfully gets Bossman out of the ring, which allows Quake and Bravo to double bodyslam Hogan behind his back. Massive elbowdrop for a nearfall.

The whole crowd gets up while Earthquake climbs the top rope for a flying fistdrop. Earthquake stomps the fingers before locking him in a Boston crab. Hogan makes the ropes to break but Bravo slams him on the floor while Quake distracts the ref. Quake with a slam of his own but a second elbowdrop finds nobody in the pool. Hogan goes for the bodyslam yet again, which does get Quake off his feet temporarily, but he drops on top of Hogan for two. Quake works a bearhug to kickstart the Hogan chants once more. The ref counts Hogan down for the pass out finish and Hogan rips his shirt apart. What a nice guy! Hogan slugs his way out of the bearhug but a shoulderblock still doesn’t put him down. A second one nearly does it. Quake catches a charging Hogan going for a crossbody with a running powerslam for two with the ARROGANT COVER! Quake charges and hits the earthquake splash, which leaves the crowd speechless while Vince says we’re watching the end of one of the greatest careers in history. Quake follows it up with a second one, which is what put Hogan out of action in the first place. It only gets two though and it’s Hulk Up time! Big boot accomplishes nothing and Hogan wants the slam yet again. He goes for it a third time and this time it connects for a giant pop. Legdrop follows but Bravo has the ref distracted. Hart runs in but Hogan slams him into Quake as they get into a slugfest on the outside. Quake holds Hogan for a Hart megaphone shot, but Hogan moves out of the way and he hits Quake instead. Hogan proceeds to slam Quake on a table that just happens to be at ringside for this one particular match for some reason and Hogan gets back in for the count-out win at 13:16. Quake then goes after Hogan but Bossman makes the save with some NASTY chair shots to Quake’s back to clear the ring. And then mucho posing by Hogan for about five minutes as usual. Moral of the story: in case of earthquake, just beat the count back in and get it counted-out!

  • Rating: All jokes aside, very exciting match. It was your typical Hulk Hogan match with the slam teases and the shoving, which is simple but effective more often that not. I didn’t mind the count-out finish here, as it allowed them to sell house show rematches for months. I feel this one isn’t talked about that often, which is weird as the storyline heading into it was good and the crowd took it to another level. Check this one out if you’ve never seen it. ***

Meanwhile, Dusty Rhodes says he can’t be bought and he is coming after DiBiase. Lord Alfred Hayes kills time while the cage get constructed.

Hulk Hogan says he felt the love of the Hulkamaniacs and debuts the fourth demandment: believe in yourself. Also he wants the WWF Championship back.

More time killing by Vince and Piper. Earthquake wants revenge. Bobby Heenan says Perfect will get the IC title back and Rude is about to beat Warrior again. Ultimate Warrior asks Mean Gene if he knows what Rick Rude and Bobby Heenan have in common with the Liberty Bell – one is cracked (how ironic) and the other is a ding dong. He must do what his four fathers have always done… something along those lines.

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Main Event Steel Cage Match – WWF Championship: The Ultimate Warrior(c) vs. Rick Rude(w/ Bobby Heenan)
Chairshot Classics: WWF SummerSlam 1990 | The Chairshot
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Rude’s dubbed WWE Network theme song is really awful. How do you lose the credit to YOUR OWN songs made by Jim Johnston?? The reaction to Warrior is okay but nothing compared to Hogan’s earlier. Warrior decides to climb the cage instead of entering through the door and they get into a slugfest up there that is won by Warrior. Nice flying fistdrop by Warrior. Warrior rams Rude face first into the cage. Piper says if he was Rude he would tie Warrior’s armbands into the cage, which is actually quite the strategy. Warrior continues to send Rude’s face into the cage about six more times as Rude flies all over the place to get Warrior over as usual. Warrior charges but Rude moves and Warrior eats some cage. Rude climbs over but Warrior goes after him, only for Rude to kick him off and hit him with a flying fistdrop. Now it’s Warrior who gets a trip into the cage as apparently Rude’s bleeding. Into the cage goes Warrior once more. They get into a slugfest which is won by Rude before he literally slices Warrior’s face on the cage bars. Rude tries the Rude Awakening but Warrior powers his way out and clotheslines him. Warrior Splash hits knees, however, and the Ruke Awakening connects this time around. Rude teases climbing over but drops a fist on Warrior all the way from the top of the cage. Heenan begs Rude to walk out but Rude goes for it again, which misses. Warrior crawls out but Heenan slams the door right in his face for two. Heenan pulls Rude’s hands to the outside while Warrior pulls Rude back inside by the legs and the tights. Warrior obviously wins that battle and Heenan eats an atomic drop that sends him back outside. Rude jumps Warrior but HEEEE’S SHAKING! Three clotheslines followed by the Gorilla press and Warrior climbs out to retain at 10:05.

  • Rating: Decent match thanks to their good chemistry. Rude always managed to get some of the Warrior’s best matches out of him. This one was different to the WrestleMania and SummerSlam matches from the prior year, more violent. As it should have since this was a cage match and the others were regular wrestling matches. Good job by Heenan helping Rude get heat and then feeding Warrior’s comeback by bumping around for him. Solid main-event. ***

END OF THE SHOW

Final thoughts: Is there stuff here worth watching? Absolutely. The main event matches are obviously examples of that, particularly Hogan’s match and the massive heat in that one. There’s also the tag title match between the Hart Foundation and Demolition, which was by far the best match in the card and will be a contender for one of the WWF’s best in 1990. Apart from that though, it’s nothing but either boring filler or disappointing efforts like the IC title match. Sure there’s good stuff in here, but overall (and considering the show is 2h30 long) I can’t say this is an enjoyable show to watch from start to finish. High 4/10

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POINT SYSTEM

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WrestlerStar ratingsResultMain-eventingExtrasTotal
Bret Hart41+2 for winning a title
+0.5 for winning a fall by pin
-0.5 for losing a fall by pin
7
Jim Neidhart41+2 for winning a title 7
The Ultimate Warrior311+1 for retaining a title6
The Texas Tornado1.51+2 for winning a title4.5
Hulk Hogan30.53.5
Paul Roma21+0.5 for winning the fall3.5
Hercules213
Rick Rude3-113
Earthquake3-0.52.5
Jake Roberts1.5+0.52
Jim Duggan 0.25+1+0.5 for winning the fall1.75
Randy Savage
The Warlord
0.511.5
Nikolai Volkoff0.2511.25
Smash4-1-2 for losing a title1
Crush4-1-2 for losing a title
+0.5 for winning a fall by pin
-0.5 for losing a fall by pin
1
Shawn Michaels2-11
Bad News Brown1.5-0.51
Marty Jannetty2-1-0.5 for losing the fall0.5
Sensational Sherri 0.50.5
Dusty Rhodes
Tito Santana
0.5-1-0.5
Sapphire-0.5-0.5
Sato0.25-1-0.75
Tanaka0.25-1-0.5 for losing the fall-1.25
Mr. Perfect1.5-1-2 for losing a title-1.5

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WWF Saturday Night’s Main Event #27 Review – 07.28.1990 (This IC Champ Really Is Perfect)

Hi everyone and welcome to my review of yet another edition of WWF’s SNME. This episode features the debut of ‘Texas Tornado’ Kerry Von Erich and the three WWF championships up for grabs – Ultimate Warrior vs. Rick Rude for the WWF Title, Mr. Perfect vs. Tito Santana for the IC Title and Demolition vs. Rockers for the Tag Titles. Also, Hulk Hogan makes his return after the beatdown by Earthquake.

Here is the list of champions in the WWF heading into this show:

  • WWF Champion: The Ultimate Warrior
  • WWF Intercontinental Champion: Mr. Perfect
  • WWF World Tag Team Champions: Demolition (Ax, Smash & Crush)

Enjoy the review!

IMG credit: WWE

The hosts are Vince McMahon & Jesse Ventura
Taped from Omaha, Nebraska

This show is called “wild kingdom” and features Mean Gene & Lord Alfred Hayes in the jungle meeting numerous WWF wrestlers such as Jake Roberts, Bushwhackers, Jimmy Snuka, etc in some cartoonish skits. WWF being the WWF, this is just not for me so I won’t mention this again. Moving on.

WWF Championship: The Ultimate Warrior(c) vs. Rick Rude(w/ Bobby Heenan)

Warrior throws Rude around from pillar to post with Rude flying all around the ring as usual. Atomic drop for the classic Rick Rude selljob as Warrior continues to run wild. Flying double axehandle sets up the Warrior Splash already, but Rude moves out of the way and hits Warrior with the belt while Heenan distracts the ref. And we take a break.

Commercial

We’re back with Warrior catching Rude with a reverse atomic drop for more of Rude’s unique selljob. Warrior tries a slam but Rude reverses that and hooks a chinlock. We get the classic pass out finish, but the ref raises Warrior’s leg instead of his arm. That’s rather unique too. Warrior obviously fights out and goes for a clothesline, but Rude blocks and actually catches Warrior with the Rude Awakening. Rude covers but Warrior warriors up at two and he makes the comeback with the usual. The Warrior Splash connects for the win… no, Heenan puts Rude’s foot on the ropes! They go out and it’s a count-out win for Warrior instead at 9:43 and Heenan gets thrown around to end the segment.

  • Rating: It’s weird to see these two wrestling for the title here with the cage match already announced for SummerSlam. As for the match itself, it was fine but nothing memorable at all. Easily one of the less special Warrior Rude matches. **

Meanwhile, we get a nice video of some of Hulk Hogan’s greatest moments including the first title win over the Sheik and the WrestleMania main-events… ending with Earthquake squashing Hogan and putting him out. Not a bad video package if you consider it was done over thirty years ago.

WWF World Tag Team Championship: Demolition (Smash & Crush)(c)(w/ Ax) vs. The Rockers (Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty)

The exciting babyfaces clean house to start with a number of high flying moves. Michaels hits a hurricanrana only for Crush to cheapshot him from behind and turn things around. Jannetty catches Crush with a bad looking sunset flip for two as the Rockers go back to working over the champs. Eventually another cheapshot to Jannetty knocks him off the apron to the floor as we go to a break.

Commercial

We come back with the Demos still in control. Crush hits a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker followed by a nice one-handed chokeslam on Jannetty. He ends up being able to escape and manages to reach Michaels for the hot tag. Michaels runs wild coming in, cleaning house with a number of dropkicks and superkicks. He hits a flying fistdrop on Smash but Crush comes in to break up the count. This gets the referee distracted and allows Smash and Ax to pull out the good ol’ switcheroo. Ax knocks Michaels right into the middle of the next decade with a stiff lariat and he covers to steal the win and retain at 9:31. The Hart Foundation and the debuting LOD come out to protest the decision.

  • Rating: Decent match here between two awesome teams designed to get the Demolition’s switcheroo shtick over heading into SummerSlam. You could see Crush was still a bit green and trying to find his footing at times, but it’s not a major issue and it didn’t hurt the match. Good enough match with an even better finish. ***
WWF Intercontinental Championship: Mr. Perfect(c)(w/ Bobby Heenan) vs. Tito Santana

Rematch from the episode of Superstars back in May that saw Perfect win the then-vacant title. Perfect takes over with a kick to the gut on the lockup. Tito responds with a hiptoss. Another one and a dropkick sends Perfect flying over the top rope as Perfect bails. Santana follows him outside and chops him at ringside. Back inside for a wristlock reversal sequence followed by a Tito backdrop, but he telegraphs it too much and Perfect kicks him. A clothesline takes Santana down as Heenan reminds Perfect to pace himself since Tito is the one who has to win, not Perfect. Good stuff. Perfect kneelift followed by the greatest dropkick in the wrestling business. In my humble opinion, of course. Santana fights back as they get into a slugfest that ends with a Perfect bodyslam. While Perfect works a chinlock, Heenan asks “you wanna choke him?” before proceeding to distract the ref and allowing Perfect to choke away. Once the ref turns back, Perfect is back with the regular headlock locked in. The chemistry between Perfect and Heenan was on another level! Santana shows that all is fair in love and war by grabbing Perfect’s hair in order to escape the hold, and Perfect ends up eating boot on a blind charge before Santana runs him over with a clothesline. Perfect begs for mercy on his knees à la Flair and that earns him a punch to the face. However, Perfect “accidentally” takes the ref down with the impact as Santana kicks Perfect’s leg from under him for the classic Perfect bump near the ropes. Santana locks in the figure four in the middle of the ring. The crowd is going nuts and Perfect is giving it up but there’s no ref to call it! Santana ends up breaking the hold himself so he can bring the ref back to life. Flying Jalapeno connects! The ref crawls over on one leg – one…….. two…… nearfall! Heenan is losing his mind on the outside. Santana goes up for a flying clothesline that gets yet another delayed nearfall. Finally Santana calls for another referee, which he gets. And we get a break.

Commercial

We come back with Tito hitting a crossbody for two. The crowd is getting hotter and hotter with each nearfall, this is great to see. Perfect cheapshots Santana to finally cut him off. He slugs away and a snapmare sets up the Perfect necksnap before he pauses to let Heenan wipe the sweat off his face with the towel! Perfect stomps Tito right in the skull a number of times which starts up a “Tito” chant. Santana shows some life but a thrust kick puts him back down. Perfect snaps the neck some more and slugs away in the corner until Santana responds and sends him flying. Another chop on the outside is followed by the usual Perfect crotch-first spot on the post back inside. From there Santana smartly hits a couple of atomic drops and a clothesline that literally turns Perfect inside out gets a close two. At this point Heenan doesn’t wanna watch anymore of this and he nearly leaves! This match is so good. Perfect blocks another telegraphed backdrop attempt with the Perfectplex, but Santana reverses with a cradle which then Perfect reverses into his own for the cheap win at 10:11. Heenan then has a huge a smile on his face and is super proud of Perfect, which is another awesome heel touch given he was halfway up the ramp not even a minute earlier!

  • Rating: Hidden gem alert! This match was ridiculously good, I can’t recommend it enough. The action was obviously fantastic like the original Superstars match, but the added storytelling and characters (plus a few more minutes here) took this up a notch. Perfect and Heenan desperately doing anything they could to keep the title was great to watch and seriously put Santana over as a serious threat to the belt. And this was back when Santana was already more than established as a glorified jobber to the stars! The fact that Perfect had to take out the referee during Santana’s comeback was another superb touch, really selling the fact that he HAD to do that to avoid defeat before just barely being able to win and keep his belt. Santana looked great here – the best in YEARS – and showed that he deserved way more than doing five minute jobs to The Warlord on PPV, Heenan was his usual great self and Perfect played the role of the lucky underserving heel champion SO well. Everything clicked and created one hell of an enjoyable bout. Do give this a watch when you have the time, this has to be a match of the year candidate for the WWF. ****

Meanwhile, Earthquake promises he will end Hulk Hogan at SummerSlam.

(Alleged) Main-Event: ‘Texas Tornado’ Kerry Von Erich vs. Buddy Rose

Squash city, population Rose. This is Kerry’s WWF debut match. Rose slaps Kerry on a clean break and he bails. Rose isn’t strong enough to hiptoss Kerry however, who responds with one of his own followed by a couple of bodyslams. Rose gets caught on the ropes à la Andre and Kerry slugs away. Rose rakes the eyes back inside and drops a knee on Kerry’s face. He goes up only for Kerry to slam him off and finish him with the Tornado Punch at 3:09.

  • Rating: Exactly what you would expect. 1/2*

Warrior and Rude promote the cage match at SummerSlam to close the show.

END OF THE SHOW

Final thoughts: SNME continues to deliver in 1990. The show went from being completely skippable in 1989 (how I DON’T miss the Zeus days…) to a consistently fun show with at least one good match on the card. Nothing here is bad apart from the childish skits in the jungle with Mean Gene and Lord Alfred Hayes. Warrior/Rude is not one of their greatest matches but it’s still okay, Demolition/Rockers was good and Perfect/Santana absolutely rocked the house! Good show here… jungle aside! Low 7/10

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POINT SYSTEM

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WrestlerStar ratingsResultMain-eventingExtrasTotal
Mr. Perfect411 for retaining a title6
Smash
Crush
311 for retaining a title4
The Ultimate Warrior20.51 for retaining a title3.5
Tito Santana4-13
The Texas Tornado 0.5112.5
Marty Jannetty3-12
Rick Rude2-0.51.5
Shawn Michaels 3-1-1 for losing the fall1.5
Buddy Rose 0.5-110.5

Thank you all for your time as always. Coming up next here on the blog is SummerSlam 1990, so make sure you don’t miss that! Meanwhile, have a very safe and happy easter everybody!

NWA/WCW The Great American Bash 1990 Review (The Man Called… The Man!)

Hello everyone and welcome to my review of Great American Bash 1990, featuring the much anticipated meeting between Flair and Sting over the World title, the debuts of Big Van Vader (fuck yeah!) and El Gigante (…), and much more!

Here is the list of champions in the NWA/WCW heading into this show:

  • NWA World Heavyweight Champion: Ric Flair
  • NWA United States Heavyweight Champion: Lex Luger
  • NWA World TV Champion: Arn Anderson
  • NWA World Tag Team Champions: Doom (Ron Simmons & Butch Reed)
  • NWA US Tag Team Champions: The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane)

Enjoy the review!

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The hosts are Jim Ross & Bob Caudle
Live from Baltimore, Maryland

Flyin’ Brian Pillman vs. Nature Boy Buddy Landel
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A chopfest gets us started. Landel tries every dirty tactic possible such as constantly taking Pillman down by the hair behind the ref’s back and not getting caught once (lost art) before Pillman hits a crossbody for two. A quick hiptoss immediately followed by a dropkick dumps Landel to the floor, who says it’s all part of his strategy and then does some purposely awful poses in a hilarious bit. Back in for a Pillman sunset flip, but Landel rakes the eyes and poses some more. The furious Pillman chops away until his emotions get the better of him, allowing Landel to move out of the way of a dropkick and get two. Pillman goes for a hiptoss that Landel blocks, and a clothesline gets two. Another chopfest follows but Landel takes Pillman down into a chinlock to stay ahead of the youngster. A suplex takes Pillman down, who then tries a blind charge but eats an elbow. Pillman finds an opening and goes up for the high crossbody, which connects but Landel rolls through on the mat and nearly steals it. Pillman goes for a roll-up instead only for Landel to grab the ropes, but then Pillman climbs back up real quick behind Landel’s back and catches him by surprise with a second high crossbody, which gets the win this time at 9:29.

  • Rating: I really enjoyed this opener. Pillman is always exciting to watch and a very safe choice to put in the opening contest. Buddy Landel made for a great midcard heel to work with the future Loose Cannon, trying everything and anything to cheat and take the younger Pillman off his game. Technically good and very entertaining as well. ***
The Iron Sheik vs. Mike Rotunda
Jay Reviews Things: WCW Great American Bash 1990
IMG credit: WWE & Jay Reviews Things

Please let this be short. Sheik chokes away with the flag to start as always, until Mike gets a sunset flip for two and a dropkick dumps Sheiky. Sheik gets back in to work an abdominal stretch that feels longer than the opener alone, before they start doing suplexes to each other. Sheik dumps Rotunda to the floor and goes for a (you guessed it) suplex back inside, but Rotunda grabs a backslide for the win at 6:46.

  • Rating: Choking, bad looking suplexes, slow roll-ups, repeat. Moving on. 1/2*
Dirty Dutch Mantel vs. Doug Furnas
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IMG credit: WWE & Jay Reviews Things

Oh boy. I’m starting to feel this will be a loooong undercard. Furnas runs over Mantel with a shoulderblock and then an effortless press slam. Mantel smartly decides that cheating might be an effective way to go against this kid, but then just walks into a dropkick. Oops, never mind then. Furnas goes to work on the arm which allows Mantel to cheapshot him and nail him with a forearm. Furnas slams him out of the corner and goes up only to miss a splash, which allows Mantel to hit a short arm clothesline for two. Mantel dumps Furnas for more punishment on the floor and back in a suplex gets two. Just get to the comeback already, this doesn’t need to be this long. Mantel works the count a couple of times only for Furnas to kick out WITH AUTHORITY BY GAWD and send Mantel flying. Furnas finally explodes with a clothesline and a powerslam to start making the comeback before they mess up something near the ropes. Yeah, this definitely didn’t need ten minutes. Furnas simply hits a belly-to-belly for the win at 11:18.

  • Rating: Not bad and it got the point across. Which also would’ve happened, and perhaps even more effectively, had the match been five or six minutes shorter. **

Meanwhile, Jim Cornette thinks the Southern Boys are great and will one day be the US Tag Team Champions. Just… not today. Hah!

Harley Race vs. Tommy Rich
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And now, a World title match from ten years earlier. Good lord, they should have named this show The Great American NWA Class Of 81 Reunion Prom or something. Or maybe take out the ‘American’ part, we don’t want Sheik to be left out! Poor Harley is completely lost out there, wearing his WWF ‘King Harley Race’ attire for some reason, which JR eventually points out. Without mentioning the WWF or the gimmick, obviously. Rich sends Race’s arm into the post and goes to work on it, but Race responds with a high knee. Race takes him to the outside for a suplex on the ramp, but then Rich hits one of his own back inside followed by a fistdrop for two. Race takes over but then they botch a Rich slam. He follows that up with a high crossbody, but Race rolls through and that’s all at 6:32.

  • Rating: Technically okay aside from that one botch, but no one cared about this match. It was just another match on this card despite all its history, which is a shame. *1/2

Meanwhile, Paul E. Dangerously rants about Lex Luger while Mean Mark rips one of his shirts into pieces. That will get him over, I’m sure.

NWA US Tag Team Championship: The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane)(c)(w/ Jim Cornette) vs. The Southern Boys (Steve Armstrong & Tracy Smothers)
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The ME jump the challengers to start but they turn things around on Eaton with a double backdrop followed by a stereo double shoulderblock that sends the champs to the outside to think some strategy. Cornette gets all worked up with the cameraman, telling him “can’t you see I’m occupied, get away from me”. Eaton takes his time getting back in only to get armdragged. And he goes back to the corner to discuss with Lane some more. A lockup goes to the corner, where Eaton claims some hair-pulling behind the ref’s back which distracts him and allows Eaton to cheapshot Armstrong and take over. Eaton slams him and goes up, but Armstrong follows him and slams him off. Armstrong shoots him off the ropes and hits a slow yet great looking monkey flip followed by an impressive dropkick. Armstrong goes up and comes down with a flying clothesline as Eaton takes a breather. Smothers gets the tag and the Boys double chop Eaton, which sends him into the corner for some words with Cornette. Smothers tries a powerslam off a criss cross, but Eaton stops and hits Smothers in his exposed midsection. He tries a powerslam of his own but Smothers lands on his feet and hits Eaton with a palm strike followed by a savate kick. Cornette gets all pissed at ringside, saying “karate is not legal in professional wrestling” which starts a Cornette sucks chant. Awesome! Smothers backdrops Eaton and hits another savate kick, as Cornette begs Eaton to tag out of the match. He obliges and Lane gets in for an actual karate showdown with Smothers. Lane gets the first shots but Smothers catches his leg and fires away, hitting both heels with superkicks as the crowd goes absolutely nuts and Cornette has his eyes wide open, shocked that his boys lost the MR. MIYAGI SHOWDOWN OF DOOM. That was a lot of fun!

The match “restarts” with Smothers wrestling his way out of Lane’s headlock into a wristlock that gets Lane so pissed that he tags Eaton back in. The ME just can’t catch them on anything tonight, what a great story! Poor Eaton also gets outwrestled and eventually kicked to the floor, but Smothers gets caught with a cheapshot by Lane to finally put the ME in the driver seat. Actually forget it as Armstrong comes flying with a high crossbody to both Eaton and Lane to clean the ring yet again. What an awesome match! Smothers rolls up Eaton who manages to make the blind tag during the cover, as Lane comes in and shoves Tracy into the railing on the outside followed by a racket shot from Corny. Smothers gets back in only for Lane to send him into the railing yet again, only this time even harder. The Express go to work on Tracy’s back in the ring, with Eaton hitting a backbreaker for two. Smothers tries to make the comeback but Eaton slams him and follows up with the Alabama Jam. Lane gets the tag and chokes away but Smothers sunset flips him for two. A Lane savate kick + Eaton neckbreaker combo gets two for the champs. The ME toss Smothers over the top to the floor for the ULTIMATE HEEL DICK MOVE, and a Lane double arm suplex gets two back inside. The heels double-team Smothers on the outside some more but Smothers eventually escapes and gets a double sunset flip back in followed by the hot tag to Armstrong as the crowd goes crazy. Armstrong gets double-teamed briefly but he fires away with chops and the double noggin knocker. He hits a flying shoulderblock on Lane only for Eaton to break up the count as it’s BREAKING LOOSE IN TULSA. The Boys hit their double-team flying dropkick but the referee misses the count. Meanwhile Armstrong goes up but Eaton shoves him off and the ME hit the Rocket Launcher for… a nearfall. Whaat! Smothers trades places with Armstrong behind everyone’s back and an inside cradle nearly gets it before Lane breaks up the count. The crowd are absolutely losing their minds at this point in the match! Smothers criss crosses but Lane catches him with a superkick right to the back of the head on the apron, allowing Eaton to cradle him for the win to retain at 18:14.

  • Rating: Holy cow I might need a vacation after that one. What an absolutely incredible match it was. The Southern Boys being able to outwrestle and outsmart the Midnight Express in every way in the early minutes was fantastic and put the babyfaces over like a million bucks. From there they were off to the races and had the crowd in the palm of their hands, as the action got faster and faster on their way to the finish. An absolute classic bout and one that is well worth your time and attention. Easy match of the year candidate right here. ****1/2

And just when I was saying I need a vacation after that…

THE DEBUT OF BIG VAN VADER – vs. ‘The Z-Man’ Tom Zenk
Big Van Vader debuts 1990 great american bash. - YouTube
IMG credit: WWE

I think I’ll save that vacation for later, thanks! Vader’s entrance nearly steals the whole show, already bringing a different aura to the room. Zenk smiles on his way to the ring, so please beat him up and take your time doing so, Vader! Vader pounds away in the corner and just completely kills the poor guy. A short arm clothesline sends Zenk to the outside. His brief jobber offense dies faster than his WWF run, as he literally bounces off Vader going for a move and falls on his ass. Vader press slams and drops an elbow. He hasn’t had enough fun yet, so he brings him back up for another short arm clothesline. He follows that up with a giant splash to put poor Z-Man away at 2:16.

  • Rating: Short. Sweet. Effective. *1/2
The Fabulous Freebirds (Michael Hayes & Jimmy Garvin) vs. The Steiners (Rick & Scott Steiner)
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The Freebirds come out with makeup for this match because they’re funny that way. They jump Scott and beat him up to start. Not too long afterwards Scott starts showing life and Hayes bails as usual. Both guys tag off as Garvin walks into a backdrop and then eats a Steinerline from Rick for two. Hayes gets back in once again and he tries to run away once again, but Rick bites him right in the ass and brings him back inside. Scott comes in with quick dropkicks to both heels as they stall some more and the crowd loves it. Hayes tries his luck once more, this time with chops, only for Scott to explode with a butterfly powerbomb and a slam. And Hayes bails. This draws a huge ‘Michael is a bitch’ chant, which gets him all worked up! See, there’s a difference between boring stalling and Freebirds stalling, it doesn’t have to be boring. Back in the Freebirds send Rick over the top rope for the ULTIMATE DICK MOVE, and they follow up with a double suplex on the floor to make Rick your dog-in-peril. Hayes hits a bulldog back in for two. Garvin comes in for a chinlock that does what a chinlock usually does – nothing. Garvin goes up but Rick meets him there and manages to hit a bulldog for the double KO spot. He makes the hot tag to Scott who kills everyone. Powerslam to Hayes, slam to Garvin onto Hayes, he’s cleaning house like a French maid! He delivers the Frankensteiner to a fantastic reaction, only for Garvin to sneak in with a DDT while the ref is distracted. Rick takes down Hayes with a belly-to-belly as well, though, and he puts Scott on top for the win at 13:45.

  • Rating: Really fun match, with the crowd obviously playing a huge part by being invested in everything they did. This match is not for everyone due to the Freebirds’ STALLING OF DEATH, but you have to expect that in any Freebirds match. The Steiners are over as fuck as babyfaces and the same deal with the Freebirds as heels, so it simply clicked. Nice comeback from Scotty as well, like always. Good and fun little tag match here. ***1/4
The Four Horsemen (Arn Anderson, Barry Windham & Sid Vicious) vs. The Dudes With Attitudes (El Gigante, Paul Orndorff & The Junkyard Dog)

This is El Gigante’s major wrestling debut. El Gigante who would go to the WWF just a few years after this as Giant Gonzalez. Sigh. Okay, let’s get this out of the way so we can move on to better things. Sid clotheslines Paul to start as the cameras show a dude in the front row with a giant ‘SID RULES’ sign. He misses a legdrop however, and Orndorff backslides him for two. Off to Arn but he doesn’t do much apart from doing a great selljob of Gigante’s presence, and eventually JYD comes in for his usual headbutts on Windham. The former Widowmaker (good lord) catches JYD with a DDT, who no-sells it. Paul tries a piledriver on Arn only for Windham to hit him from behind and prevent that. Sid comes in with a powerslam for two and it’s off to Windham for a suplex for two. The Horsemen beat up Orndorff some more until he gets the hot tag to JYD… only for the heels to throw him over the top for the ULTIMATE HEEL DICK MOVE DQ at 8:53. Gigante comes in and his simple presence clears the ring.

  • Rating: So let me get this straight. This match was a thing for the simple and only purpose of getting El Gigante over as a monster, but he doesn’t get tagged once – ONE SINGLE SOLITARY TIME – during the whole match because he couldn’t wrestle at all. Arn Anderson was the clear highlight of this match, doing his best to try and get the big guy over. Apart from that, a complete waste of ten minutes. A giant sack of nothing. 3/4*
NWA United States Heavyweight Championship: Lex Luger(c) vs. Mean Mark Callous(w/ Paul E. Dangerously)
Mean” Mark Callous challenges U.S. Champion Lex Luger: WCW Great American  Bash 1990 | WWE
IMG credit: WWE

Stone Cold Luger gets another monster pop. They get into a wristlock reversal sequence to start that results in a stalemate as we get a “Paul E sucks” chant. Luger again goes after the arm, Mark drop toeholds him down and works a headlock but Luger reverses and goes back to the wristlock. Mark reaches the ropes to force the break. A lockup goes Luger’s way with an armdrag as Paul gets all worked up on the floor and says “he pulled the hair, he’s a football player, he’s not supposed to wrestle that good” which cracks up the announcers and some fans in the front row! Good stuff so far. Mark pounds away in the corner to turn things around. This was long before he became THE BEST PURE STRIKER IN SPORTZ ENTERTAINMENT, so Luger is able to easily comeback with a crossbody for two. Armdrag and back to working the arm goes Lex. Mark leapfrogs before they sort of botch a clothesline or the heart punch, so Mark hits the big boot instead.

Mean Mark chokes away and now he goes to work on Luger’s arm. Old School follows. Luger tries to fight back only to miss a charge and go flying into the floor. Luger tries to get up back inside, but Mark boots him into the railing and follows him outside. He sends him into the announcer’s table while Paul has the ref distracted. Back inside they go, where Luger gets a sunset flip for two. A slugfest in the corner follows and a Mean Mark delayed suplex is no-sold, which gets a big pop. Mark turns around and eats a couple of big clotheslines as the fans are literally standing and screaming. Luger actually gets the Torture Rack but Mark “accidentally” kicks the ref down and Paul hits Luger with the TELEPHONE SHOT OF DANGEROUS DEATH. Mark crawls over for one… two… false finish! And a great one at that. Mark pounds away some more and hits a bad looking clothesline. Mark sets up for the heart punch but Luger raises his boot, knocks Paul off the apron and clotheslines Mark for the pin to retain at 12:10.

  • Rating: Solid work between the two big dudes, with Heyman also playing a huge part on the outside. It was a bit sloppy at times as Mark was still trying to find his footing as a worker, and Luger was probably not the best choice to carry an inexperienced wrestler. But still, the match could’ve been much worse. It was solid enough and fun to watch. Just not as good as Luger’s matches around this time. ***
NWA World Tag Team Championship: Doom (Ron Simmons & Butch Reed)(c)(w/ Theodore Long) vs. The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson)
Classic Wrestling Review: The Great American Bash '90 | CXF | Culture  Crossfire | culturecrossfire.com
IMG credit: WWE & culturecrossfire.com

Simmons allows Gibson to leave in peace and forfeit the match, but that obviously goes nowhere. Ron beats him up to start until Gibson catches him with a roll-up that gets two. Butch comes in to continue the beating. A clothesline followed by a double-team elbow by Doom get two. Reed throws Gibson over the top for the ULTIMATE HEEL DICK MOVE. Back in Gibson tries to fight back only to walk into a neckbreaker for two. Morton comes in so he can be absolutely destroyed from pillar to post, but unfortunately the crowd do not care about this. It’s honestly a shame because this match could be great. Morton gets to run wild for a little bit until Simmons catches him with a clothesline from the apron, turning the tables as Morton can get to roll around like a clinically dead man. Ricky tries to make a brief comeback but that goes nowhere rather quickly as Reed pounds away. Even Long gets a shot in and Simmons comes in to hit a slam for two. That sets up a flying splash that only meets knees, allowing Morton to make the hot tag to Gibson. He makes the comeback for a little bit until eventually it BREAKS LOOSE IN TULSA, which allows Reed to get a cheapshot to the back of the head for the win to retain at 15:40.

  • Rating: This could’ve been so much better. The crowd just didn’t care about most of this match, and it just felt like it went on forever. It’s a shame because the action was solid and the content was there, with the usual heat spot on Morton to set up the hot tag to Gibson, just lacking the crowd participation. Maybe just put this match earlier in the card and have… I don’t know… Sheik vs. Rotunda here in the death slot before the main-event instead or whatever, but what do I know. **3/4
Main-Event – NWA World Heavyweight Championship: Ric Flair(c)(w/ Ole Anderson) vs. Sting(w/ The Dudes With Attitudes & Steiners)
Nick Patrick on Ric Flair vs. Sting from WCW Great American Bash 1990  (Exclusive)
IMG credit: WWE & sportskeeda.com

Finally here it is, what everyone came here to see. This is basically a lumberjack match to make sure the Horsemen does not interfere, and Ole Anderson is handcuffed to El Gigante at the top of the ramp. There’s a big fight feel in this one, the fans are literally standing up and screaming even before the bell. Staredown to start as Sting overpowers Flair twice on the lockup. They exchange WOOOOOs, and Sting’s is more popular of course. Shoulderblock by Sting while Flair already begs for Sting to take it easy on him. Flair with a cheapshot in the corner on the clean break and he chops away – the WITH EXTRA MUSTARD kind – but Sting no-sells and gets in Flair’s face before hitting a press slam. Flair bails… but Rick Steiner says not today, champ! That allows Sting to hiptoss Flair followed by a dropkick, only for Flair to bail on the other side of the ring. Sting meets him on the outside and Flair once again chops him, which again do nothing to Sting. Flair begs some more which earns him a hiptoss on the ramp, and a clothesline up and over the ropes puts him back inside the hard way as the crowd is getting loud. Flair gets on his knees and WHAM thumb right in the eye to finally put him in control. Flair with a snapmare takedown into the classic Flair kneedrop. Delayed vertical suplex… is no-sold by Sting which gets a HUGE POP. Sting runs wild with a couple of clotheslines and a high crossbody gets two. Flair bails and surprisingly this time the Steiners don’t have a problem with that. He gets back in to ask for a test of strength… only to kick Sting right in his surgically repaired knee. Classic Flair as now – WOOOOOO – we go to school!

Flair pounds away for a while only for Sting to explode with a clothesline but he misses an elbowdrop. Flair wants the Figure Four but Sting kicks him away with his good leg as we get a stalemate and another WOOOOOOO battle. Sting wins a test of strength and forces Flair to cheapshot him and a nasty chop takes the challenger down. Flair proceeds to toss Sting into the outside, who lands right on his legs. The champ brings him back inside and he goes to work on the knee along with some chops. The vulnerable Sting limps around the ring while Flair follows him with a smirk on his face, what a great heel. Sting manages to get Flair cornered and he just pounds away like there’s no tomorrow. Hiptoss out of the corner and a dropkick, but Flair blocks that and Sting goes right back down. Flair puts Sting’s leg on the ropes and just drops all of his weight on it. He tries it once again only for Sting to block it and Flair to drop on his ass! That only gets Flair more pissed off so he goes for the Flair kneedrop… but misses and injures his own knee! And now Sting locks in his own Figure Four as this crowd is just losing their collective shit. Flair manages to make the ropes and he pulls Sting to the floor for a huge chop followed by a trip to the railing which Sting no-sells. Sting follows Flair back inside the ring, where Flair begs for some mercy only for Sting to pound away. Flair gets in a cheapshot and goes up only to get slammed off, of course. Flair goes for a hiptoss but Sting rolls over and turns it into a backslide for a hot nearfall. Sting complains with the ref for a second, which gives Flair more than enough time to sweep Sting’s bad leg. Flair proceeds to just stomp on Sting’s leg for more punishment, and a few stomps right to the skull just to add some insult to injury. Flair goes for the Figure Four but once again Sting kicks him out with his good leg, but this time Sting is hurt and he can’t run wild allowing Flair to chop away in the corner.

Flair bitchslaps Sting which does nothing but wake up Sting. He proceeds to no-sell the next couple of chops as the crowd goes insane. Sting press slams Flair again and follows it up with a clothesline for two. That was a perfect spot in the match for the leg/knee to give out, but whatever. Flair Flip but Sting meets him on the apron with a clothesline to stop Flair in his tracks. A vertical suplex puts him back inside and gets two. Flair backs away only for Sting to completely ignore him and… STINGER SPLASH! The crowd is going completely nuts as Sting locks in the Scorpion Deathlock. Ole tries to do something but he’s tied up to Gigante and here comes the Horsemen for a fight with the lumberjacks. Meanwhile Flair manages to reach the ropes to force the break but he’s pretty much done. Flair gets a cheapshot on the apron and tries to steal it with his feet on the ropes… but Scott Steiner kicks him away! Roll-up by Sting gets two. Flair rakes the eyes and works the count only for Sting to overpower and bridge his way up into a backslide for a nearfall. Flair chops go nowhere as Sting goes for a high knee in the corner, only for Flair to escape and Sting to hit his knee right on the buckle. Flair goes for the Figure Four but Sting catches him and cradles him for the win and the title at 16:06 as the whole arena goes BATSHIT!

  • Rating: This is one for the ages. Not only was the match itself great from bell-to-bell, but the big moment and the atmosphere take this to a whole different level. Sting’s selljob of the leg was a bit shaky at times and that prevents me from rating this match a little bit higher, which I wanted to, but that’s not what people will remember from this match. The first Clash might be a better match, but this one will leave you with a big smile on your face and it’s one of those awesome moments that remind us why we love pro wrestling. Could have been better at times, but boy does this rock! ****

END OF THE SHOW

Final thoughts: You know what, not an easy one to rate. This big moment at the end is what everyone will remember from this show, as it couldn’t have ended at a higher note. And there’s also the even better (technically speaking) tag match between the Midnight Express and the Southern Boys, so there’s more than enough greatness on this card with two ****+ matches. Plus Vader’s debut. But then there’s the Great American NWA Class Of 81 Reunion Prom part of the show, which really drags on and takes this show down a few notches. At the end of the day, I recommend you to watch this show, but don’t watch watch the whole thing – specially if you’re not familiar with the undercard characters, it will REALLY drag for you. Still, the good more than outweighs the filler, so I’ll give this a 6/10. Nothing compared to GAB 1989, in case you want to compare both editions of the event.

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POINT SYSTEM

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WrestlerStar ratingsResultMain-eventingExtrasTotal
Sting411+2 for winning a title8
Bobby Eaton4.51+1 for retaining a title
+0.5 for winning the fall
7
Stan Lane4.51+1 for retaining a title 6.5
Butch Reed2.751+1 for retaining a title
+0.5 for winning the fall
5.25
Lex Luger31+1 for retaining a title 5
Ron Simmons2.751+1 for retaining a title 4.75
Scott Steiner3.251+0.5 for winning the fall 4.75
Rick Steiner3.2514.25
Brian Pillman314
Steve Armstrong4.5-13.5
Tracy Smothers4.5-1-0.5 for losing the fall3
Doug Furnas213
Big Van Vader1.512.5
Jimmy Garvin3.25-12.25
Ric Flair4-11-2 for losing a title2
Mean Mark3-12
Buddy Landel3-12
Michael Hayes3.25-1-0.5 for losing the fall1.75
Ricky Morton2.75-11.75
Harley Race0.511.5
Mike Rotunda0.511.5
Robert Gibson2.75-1-0.5 for losing the fall1.25
Paul Orndorff
Junkyard Dog
El Gigante
0.750.51.25
Dutch Mantel2-11
Tom Zenk1.5-10.5
Arn Anderson
Barry Windham
Sid Vicious
0.75-0.50.25
The Iron Sheik0.5-1-0.5
Tommy Rich0.5-1-0.5

That’s all for today, guys. Thank you so much for your time reading. Make sure you don’t miss the following articles, as we’re getting closer and closer to WWF’s SummerSlam. We have an edition of WWF SNME before getting there however, so make sure you don’t miss that either. Until then, stay safe!

NWA/WCW Clash Of The Champions XI: Coastal Crush Review (Flair/JYD)

Hello everyone and welcome to my review of the eleventh NWA/WCW Clash of the Champions. This show is main-evented by Ric Flair vs. Junkyard Dog for the NWA World title, Mean Mark taking on Flyin’ Brian Pillman, Rock ‘n’ Roll Express vs. Midnight Express for the US tag straps, Doom vs. Steiners for the World belts and much more.

Here is the list of champions in the NWA/WCW heading into this show:

  • NWA World Heavyweight Champion: Ric Flair
  • NWA United States Heavyweight Champion: Lex Luger
  • NWA World TV Champion: Arn Anderson
  • NWA World Tag Team Champions: Doom (Ron Simmons & Butch Reed)
  • NWA United States Tag Team Champions: The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane)

Enjoy the piece!

Grudge Match : CLASH OF THE CHAMPIONS XI: COASTAL CRUSH
IMG credit: WWE

The hosts are Jim Ross & Bob Caudle
Live from Charleston, SC

The Fabulous Freebirds (Michael Hayes & Jimmy Garvin) vs. The Southern Boys (Steve Armstrong & Tracy Smothers)

The crowd is super hot for everything before they even get going. The Freebirds jump the Southern Boys before the bell, but they turn things around and connect with stereo forearms followed by backdrops and shoulderblocks to clean house. The Freebirds stall and that allows Garvin to take control back in. Smothers charges but eats knee and Garvin gets one. Bodyslam gets one more. Hayes comes in for the double-teaming but Armstrong comes in with a high crossbody to both heels at the same time. And the Freebirds bail yet again. Hayes comes back in but stalls and stops to mock the crowd before asking for Smothers to tag in Armstrong. The latter gets the better of Hayes, but goes up and Garvin comes in to knock him down as Hayes follows it up with a clothesline. Garvin with a backbreaker for two. Hayes comes in and grabs a hold on Armstrong’s arm. Steve eventually blocks that, but Hayes quickly puts him back down and drops an elbow for two. Back to working the arm goes Hayes as the crowd wants the hot tag. Hayes goes up only to get slammed off à la Flair. Tag to Garvin and there’s the hot tag for the babyfaces as well. Smothers comes in with a backdrop and even Hayes gets some as Smothers is running wild. Flying back elbow to both followed by the good ol’ double noggin knocker. Armstrong gets in to help but only succeeds in distracting the ref and him missing his partner rolling up Garvin, while Hayes comes in and breaks up the pin with a clothesline. Garvin connects with a knee to Smothers and covers while the ref is distracted with Hayes, so Armstrong connects with a flying headbutt to Garvin’s back before putting Smothers on top for the win at 7:29.

  • Rating: Decent enough opening match with a really hot crowd. **1/2
Bam Bam Bigelow(w/ ‘Big Kahuna’ Oliver Humperdink) vs. Tommy Rich

Bigelow bullies Rich who keeps slugging away. Rich goes to work in the corner before Bigelow turns things around with an atomic drop out of the corner. Military press slam and Bam Bam chokes away, completely ignoring the ref’s count for the DQ at 3:46. Bigelow throws Rich around some more before saying at the camera “I kill everybody”.

  • Rating: Not much to say here. Just Bam Bam showing his superiority before the abrupt DQ ending. DUD

Big Van Vader is coming soon. Oh shit!

Meanwhile, the debuting El Gigante cuts a lovely babyface promo in Spanish. Oh joy, moving on.

Samoan SWAT Team (Fatu & The Samoan Savage) vs. Mike Rotunda & ‘Z-Man’ Tom Zenk

The Samoans jump the babyfaces before the bell much like the Freebirds in the opening match. Rotunda manages to block and hiptoss Fatu on the ramp, though. Savage comes in but ends up going nowhere as well, walking into a Zenk slam followed by a dropkick to send the Samoans bailing. Rotunda connects with a high crossbody to Savage, but he turns it around and gets two. Fatu works the usual Samoan nerve hold, before bringing him back up and hitting a clothesline. The Samoans double-team Rotunda before he escapes and manages to reach Zenk for the hot tag. Zenk goes for the double noggin knocker which obviously goes nowhere (why would you do that to a couple of huge Samoans). Savage then goes after the illegal Rotunda in the ring, who counters with a cradle that the ref counts anyway for the win at 5:25.

  • Rating: This was a major upgrade compared to the Samoans’ snoozefest at Capital Combat, with the crowd reacting to everything they did. The match was fine, the finish was stupid. **
Mean Mark Callous(w/ Paul E. Dangerously) vs. Flyin’ Brian Pillman

Mark throws Pillman into the barricade to start. Back in for more abuse, with Mark sending Pillman into the buckle and dropping an elbow for two. Pillman chops away only to get caught in a sideslam. Mark misses a charge and opens the door for a Pillman comeback, which ends up going nowhere as Mark powerslams him to stay in control. Legdrop follows but Pillman moves out of the way and connects with a dropkick. Mark tries to dump him over the top rope but Pillman skins the cat back in à la Steamboat and catches Mark with a missile dropkick. Mark puts Pillman away with a stungun at 5:40.

  • Rating: Another short match that did exactly what it had to do. Decent work while it lasted. **1/2
NWA United States Tag Team Championship: The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane)(c)(w/ Jim Cornette) vs. Rock ‘n’ Roll Express (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson)

Gibson and Eaton lockup to start. They get to the ropes and Gibson gives the clean break, but Eaton complains about some non-existant hair pulling. Another lockup goes Gibson’s way who gets in a quick armdrag. Eaton manages to hit a shoulderblock. Criss cross but Gibson leapfrogs over him, hiptosses him and follows it up with a flying headscissors. Gibson keeps him grounded with the headscissors for a while but Eaton manages to tag Lane in. The fresh Lane hits a savate kick and a superkick to the side of the head. Gibson tries a kick, Lane blocks and catches his foot, only for Gibson to surprise him with an enziguiri. And in comes Ricky Morton. Headlock by Morton, shoulder takedown, off the ropes and a hiptoss by Morton. Lane pounds away in the corner only to miss a charge and walk into a backdrop. Lane rakes the eyes and brings Eaton back in, but Morton armdrags him and keeps him on the mat with a hold on the arm. Eaton pushes Morton by the hair all the way to the ropes, and then whacks him on the clean break to take control.

Morton slides between Eaton’s legs and catches him with a surprise dropkick immediately followed by a hurricanrana. Eaton bails and goes over to Cornette to talk some strategy. Tag to Lane who walks into an armdrag. Off to Gibson, who also goes to work on the arm. Lane tries to escape by going after the hair, but that earns him an atomic drop that sends him all the way to his partner as they crack heads. Lane with a drop toehold takedown that Gibson turns into a headlock before tagging Morton in for a roll-up that gets two. Morton armdrag that Lane escapes by raking the eyes. Eaton easily pounds the vulnerable Morton down once he’s in. Eaton sits Morton up on the top rope for a superplex, but Morton lands on his feet and turns it into a backslide, which is broken up by Lane who comes in from behind to send Morton into the buckle. That draws Gibson in as well. The Midnight Express double-team the illegal Gibson with a double backdrop. They go for another one, but Morton sneaks in to backslide Lane while Gibson turns Eaton over into a sunset flip for a double pin that only gets two. IT’S BREAKING LOOSE IN TULSA! Cornette gets up on the apron and brings the heels into the corner to slow down the babyfaces’ momentum, which actually works. Lane gets tagged in but gets armdragged by Morton. Cornette distracts the ref while Eaton climbs to the top rope for a double-team move on Morton, with Eaton jumping off the top and just taking Morton down with him by the hair! Eaton with a reverse vertical suplex as the Midnight Express cut the ring in half. Perfect necksnap by Lane immediately followed by an Eaton elbowdrop gets two. Eaton misses a charge though, allowing Morton to finally bring in Gibson for the hot tag. Lane gets the tag for his team as well but Gibson is in house-cleaning comeback mode. Nice kneelift takes Lane down and even Eaton gets a shot on the apron. Flying clothesline but Eaton comes in to break up the cover. Morton sacrifices himself to clean the ring, leaving it down to the legal men. Gibson works the leg while Morton slams Eaton throat-first into the railing. Lane sends Gibson crashing into Morton though, who goes flying off the apron to the floor. Meanwhile Eaton slowly gets back up to break up a Gibson sleeper with a shot to the back of the head, allowing Lane to fall on top while Corny has the ref distracted. It only gets a nearfall. The babyfaces connect with a double dropkick on Eaton, but Lane grabs the ref’s arm before he can count three, drawing a DQ instead so they can keep the belts at 12:08. The babyfaces give their comeuppance and stand tall afterwards to close the segment.

  • Rating: Unsurprisingly good match between perhaps the two teams with the strongest chemistry in the entire history of tag-team wrestling. The finish, despite being a little bit lame, makes sense psychology-wise as Lane kept the titles by doing what he did when he was never going to break up the pin in time to begin with. Though there are much better matches between these two teams – including earlier in this year – this was still a good showing. ***1/4
Barry Windham vs. Doug Furnas

Here he is. Barry Windham, returning from the WWF after that brief and weird run as ‘The Widowmaker’ that went nowhere. Good lord. A test of strength obviously goes Furnas’ way and a shoulderblock puts Windham down. Furnas sunset flip gets two and Windham is out of there for a breather. Windham rakes the eyes but gets backdropped, followed by a press slam and a lariat for two. Windham bails and Furnas brings him back in, only for Windham to respond with his own (even harder) lariat. Suplex gets two. Furnas plants Windham’s face and gets a couple of nearfalls with a number of power moves. Furnas completely misses a dropkick though, and Windham catches him with a backdrop suplex to steal it at 5:40.

  • Rating: Not bad power of the bulls here. Furnas was super green though, and it’s quite clear if you look at this match, but it’s fine otherwise. **3/4
Lex Luger vs. Sid Vicious(w/ Ole Anderson)

Stone Cold Lex Luger gets an insane pop on his way to the ring. Holy! Sid tries to attack Luger from behind, but Luger takes his head off with a clothesline for the win already at 0:26.

  • Rating: For your information, in case you don’t know, Sid was injured here. So that should explain it. I can’t rate a match that features a clothesline and a clothesline alone! N/R (no rating)
NWA World Tag Team Championship: Doom (Ron Simmons & Butch Reed)(c)(w/ Theodore Long) vs. The Steiners (Rick & Scott Steiner)

Scott and Simmons start. Scott runs wild and hits an INSANE fallaway moonsault slam, followed by one to Reed as well. How is that possible? HOLY SHIT! Simmons takes advantage of the run-in and pounds away, but Scott responds with a Steinerline to the back of the head. Reed comes in and tries to leapfrog over Scott, but Scott immediately turns around and backslides Reed for two. Scott Steiner, calm down man! Apparently he doesn’t feel like doing so, slamming Reed over and over like he’s nothing. Reed wants NO part of Scott and tags Simmons back in, and so does Scott to Rick. Simmons cheats to take over but eats an overhead belly-to-belly. Rick roll-up gets two but he finds himself in the heel corner close to Reed, allowing Simmons to cheapshot him from behind and turn things around. Off to Reed who hits a spinning neckbreaker for two. A massive lariat nearly takes Rick’s head off. Rick goes for the hot tag but Doom throws him over the top rope behind the ref’s back for the ultimate heel dick move! He eats post on the outside as well. He tries to go for the comeback back inside, but Reed catches him with a suplex followed by an elbowdrop for two. Reed tries to work a chinlock for a while that goes nowhere and then misses a charge, allowing Rick to hit a middle-rope flying double axehandle. Here’s the hot tag to Scott who runs wild with some incredible looking dropkicks followed by the powerslam. Meanwhile Long gives Reed an illegal weapon while the ref is distracted with Rick. Reed punches Scott with the weapon, knocking him out and allowing Simmons to get the winning pinfall for the win to retain the belts at 11:19.

  • Rating: The sky is blue, the water is wet, the Steiners & Doom killed it again. This match was a bit different compared to the PPV match at Capital Combat, which was more physical and hard-hitting, but it was equally great in my personal opinion. Scott Steiner was just on another level at this time in his career, less than a year into his NWA/WCW run yet already one of the most unique wrestlers in the whole industry. He was the highlight and the most exciting part of any match he was apart of, and this was no exception. But make no mistake about it, all wrestlers played an important part and helped make this match be as good as it was. Incredible yet again. ***3/4
Arn Anderson vs. Paul Orndorff

Orndorff holds Arn’s TV title before the bell, trying to throw Anderson off his game. An early headlock is won by Orndorff who works over into a backslide for two. Orndorff holds Anderson in a sleeper, which Arn reverses only to get taken down into figure-four position for two. Orndorff goes to work on Arn’s leg but walks into the deadly AA spinebuster. Arn pounds the back and works an abdominal stretch. He grabs the ropes for some illegal assistance, stopping when the ref goes to check if he’s grabbing them before finally getting caught. I always enjoy things like these. They collide for a double KO spot, with Arn being the first to come back up as he hits an atomic drop. Orndorff comes back with a couple of kneelights and elbowdrops for two. Orndorff flying splash only meets Arn’s knees, who rolls him up to steal it only for Orndorff to reverse it and roll over to get the win for himself at 11:39.

  • Rating: Solid non-title bout between two experienced workers. Nothing out of this world, just competent enough work with a number of nice spots, such as Arn’s heel work holding the ropes during the abdominal stretch. Good enough. **3/4
Main-Event – NWA World Heavyweight Championship: Ric Flair(c)(w/ Ole Anderson) vs. The Junkyard Dog

Yes, JYD. In 1990. Yawn. Flair chops away but JYD sells none of them and keeps overpowering Flair down. JYD shoulderblock, Flair drops down… but JYD goes down as well and meets him with a headbutt on the floor. That was nice. A super weak “uppercut” dumps Flair who then Flair flops on the outside. Ric, your effort is appreciated, but that shot (if I can even call it one) looked horrible and is so not worthy of a Flair flop. Flair gets back in and begs for mercy on his knees, and a number of chops are no-sold. JYD “pounds away”, and then very… slowly… gets up on the ropes to pound some more. JYD follows that up with a horrible looking clothesline – basically Flair walking into it – while JR says “JYD is not being very scientific, he doesn’t know a wristlock from a wristwatch”. No need to apologize, Jim! Flair rakes the eyes to turn things around, and follows that up with a Flair kneedrop… which is no-sold. Oh gimme a break. Flair chops are completely ignored again as JYD pounds away for a second Flair flop. Backdrop and Flair has had enough. I don’t think you’re the only one, champ! Flair snaps the neck and grabs a chair for a shot to the head while Ole distracts the ref… and JYD no-sells it. End this, please. Flair asks for mercy yet again and JYD pounds away in the corner some more. Off to the corner for a Flair flip but he flies right into a JYD right hand. And another backdrop. Ole gets up on the apron and that earns him a shot, allowing Flair to cheapshot JYD from behind. Flair goes up but obviously gets slammed off. JYD headbutt but Ole runs in for the DQ at 6:37. Jesus christ.

  • Rating: Nope. 1/2*

Sting and Luger run in to save JYD from a Horsemen post-match beatdown, and Sting issues the challenge for The Great American Bash. Now we’re talking! Sting beats up Flair for a while to close the show.

END OF THE SHOW

Final thoughts: There is good stuff from this show that is more than worth your time. The highlight is another great Steiners/Doom encounter, but there’s also another good Midnight/RNR bout and nothing is actually bad… until the main-event. I challenge you to find a Ric Flair match from the mid 80s all the way up to the mid 90s that is even half as bad as this was. JYD looked horrible, out of shape, slow, and was way out of Flair’s league to be in the main-event with him at this point. This is one of those shows that is not bad, but does suffer a little bit from its negative ‘how you leave em’ effect. Low 6/10

For comments and/or feedback, e-mail me at cunhatomas2001@hotmail.com

POINT SYSTEM

Click here to read all about my point system.

WrestlerStar ratingsResultMain-eventingExtrasTotal
Ron Simmons3.7511 for retaining a title
0.5 for winning the fall
6.25
Butch Reed 3.75 1 1 for retaining a title 5.75
Tracy Smothers2.510.5 for winning the fall4
Ricky Morton
Robert Gibson
3.250.53.75
Bobby Eaton
Stan Lane
3.25-0.51 for retaining a title 3.75
Barry Windham2.7513.75
Paul Orndorff2.751 3.75
Mike Rotunda210.5 for winning the fall 3.5
Steve Armstrong2.513.5
Mean Mark2.5 13.5
Tom Zenk 213
Rick Steiner3.75-12.75
Scott Steiner3.75-1-0.5 for losing the fall2.25
Ric Flair0.5-0.511 for retaining a title2
The Junkyard Dog0.50.512
Arn Anderson2.75-11.75
Doug Furnas2.75-11.75
Michael Hayes2.5-11.5
Brian Pillman2.5-11.5
Jimmy Garvin2.5-1-0.5 for losing the fall1
Lex Luger11
Fatu2-11
The Samoan Savage2-1-0.5 for losing the fall1
Tommy Rich0.50.5
Bam Bam Bigelow-0.5-0.5
Sid Vicious-1-1

Thank you all for reading. Make sure you don’t miss the next review, of The Great American Bash. Stay safe!

NWA/WCW Capital Combat 1990 Review (Flair Vs. Luger And… Robocop)

Hi everyone, I hope you are all safe. Welcome to my review of the first and only Capital Combat pay-per-view event. Featuring Ric Flair putting his World title on the line against US Champ Lex Luger in the main-event, a hair vs. hair match and much much more. Yes, including Robocop. Sigh.

Here is the list of champions in the NWA heading into this show:

  • NWA World Heavyweight Champion: Ric Flair
  • NWA United States Heavyweight Champion: Lex Luger
  • NWA World TV Champion: Arn Anderson
  • NWA World Tag Team Champions: The Steiners (Rick & Scott Steiner)
  • NWA US Tag Team Champions: Flyin’ Brian & The Z-Man

Enjoy the review!

Classic Wrestling Review: Capital Combat '90 | CXF | Culture Crossfire |  culturecrossfire.com
IMG credit: WWE

The hosts are Jim Ross & Bob Caudle
Live from Washington, DC

The Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal) & Norman the Lunatic(w/ Paul Ellering) vs. Bam Bam Bigelow, Kevin Sullivan & Cactus Jack Manson(w/ ‘Big Kahuna’ Oliver Humperdink)
The Wrestling Insomniac: WCW Capital Combat 1990
IMG credit: WWE

The soon-to-be-departed LOD take turns beating up Cactus like a drum, who flies all over the ringside area as usual. Hawk no-sells a number of stuff before shoulderblocking ensues. Animal dumps Bam Bam with a clothesline and then Foley goes flying as well and nearly kills himself on the floor. And then goes flying into the crowd because he’s funny that way. Or in other words, he’s insane. Norman takes control back in but Cactus manages to make the tag to Sullivan. He turns things around to finally take control, and Bigelow comes in to hit a suplex for two. Back to Foley who actually gets to run wild for a while before he and Norman knock each other out for a double KO spot. Norman makes the hot tag to Hawk and all of a sudden everyone gets in as hell is breaking loose. In the middle of the confusion, Hawk finishes off Kevin with a flying clothesline to give the babyfaces the win at 9:38.

  • Rating: Really hot opener to start. The Road Warriors were always one of the most over acts no matter where they went, and Foley was just determined to bump for everyone and their pets to try and get over. **3/4
Mean Mark Callous(w/ Theodore Long) vs. Johnny Ace
Mean Mark vs Johnny Ace (WCW, 5-19-1990) | Tape Machines Are Rolling
IMG credit: WWE

So yes, this is The Undertaker vs. John Laurinaitis on PPV you’re looking at! Mark pounds away to start, but Ace dumps him and takes him down with a dive. Back in Ace hits a high crossbody for two before going to work on the arm. Mark pounds away some more and that allows him to take control. A suplex gets two. Johnny stops to go after Teddy and Mark catches him with a clothesline. A legdrop gets two more. The elevation by Mark on that legdrop is insane (he went higher than the top rope) and just shows you how athletic the future Undertaker was – specially for a man his size. Johnny rolls him up for two and goes for a dropkick only to miss miserably and fall on his ass. Mark gets two off that. Choking follows. Come on guys, time to go home instead of choking, this is getting a bit too long already. Ace hits a monkey flip from out of nowhere but Mark catches him with a great looking heart punch that knocks Johnny out cold. He follows that up with an insanely athletic ropewalk elbowdrop (just because he can) for the win at 10:41.

  • Rating: This was ultimately way too long, about four or five minutes longer than it should’ve gone. Still the work was decent enough and it put Mark’s moveset over, though a quicker win would’ve made a bigger impression. **
The Samoan SWAT Team (Fatu & The Samoan Savage) vs. Mike Rotunda & Tommy Rich
Classic Wrestling Review: Capital Combat '90 | CXF | Culture Crossfire |  culturecrossfire.com
IMG credit: WWE

The Samoans stall for a reaaaaally long time after the bell to start. The match finally starts proper and… the Samoans bail some more. Oh come on. Rotunda has had enough and nails some dropkicks on the Samoans… until they bail and stall. AGAIN. Ughhhhhhhh. Savage powerslams Rotunda only for Fatu to miss a flying headbutt, allowing Rotunda to take over with restholds. Good lord. A cheapshot turns things around and Fatu works over Rotunda with a chinlock that goes on for nearly FOUR MINUTES because these guys are apparently on a mission to try and make me fall asleep during this incredibly boring match. Rotunda FINALLY escapes that and makes the hot cold tag to Rich. He puts Fatu in a sleeper but Savage comes in with a cheapshot on Rich from behind and Fatu lands on top for the pin to FINALLY END THIS SNOOZEFEST AT A WHOOPIN 17:54.

  • Rating: I think I’ve made my thoughts clear enough. Moving on. *
Hair vs. Hair Match: Paul Ellering vs. Theodore Long
10 Things You Didn't Know About Teddy Long – Page 9
IMG credit: WWE

Teddy Long comes out with ridiculous attire to “protect” himself. Ellering knocks him out at 1:57 and we get through the Long hair-cutting segment in rather quick fashion. They must’ve been having some time issues. Might have had something to do with a seventeen minute match filled with nothing but restholds and stalling. Just saying.

  • Rating: This was what it was. It was too short to rate. N/R
NWA US Tag Team Championship: Flyin’ Brian & The Z-Man vs. The Midnight Express (Stan Lane & Bobby Eaton)(w/ Jim Cornette)
Classic Wrestling Review: Capital Combat '90 | CXF | Culture Crossfire |  culturecrossfire.com
IMG credit: WWE

This is finally more like it. Cornette has to be locked inside a cage. He doesn’t want to get locked inside of it, so the referee beats him up and puts him in there in a really funny bit. Eaton and Pillman get into a slugfest which ends with the babyfaces doing a slingshot into a flying clothesline to clean house. Off to Lane who also falls victim to the champs’ quickness, until Lane bails and goes to Cornette for some advice. Back in for a great wrestling sequence with Pillman nearly catching Eaton on a sunset flip. Pillman misses a charge and goes flying to the outside though, and Eaton follows him out there for a neckbreaker outside. Lane knees Pillman and he goes flying HARD into the rail. Thankfully those fans in the first row moved out of the way, Pillman took it like a man. Back in for a springboard clothesline immediately followed by a Lane elbowdrop for two. Off to Eaton again for a double-team Lane drop toehold into an Eaton elbowdrop for two. The Midnight Express take turns double-teaming Pillman and beating him up. Pillman goes for a slam off the top but Eaton rams the eyes and hits the Alabama Jam for two. Pillman finally gets a break with a slam and gets the hot tag to Zenk. That ends up going nowhere though, as the Midnights catch Zenk and hit the Rocket Launcher for two. Pillman joins as all hell breaks loose and everyone goes at it, allowing Lane to enziguiri Zenk in the back of the head behind the ref’s back to give Eaton the pin and them the titles at 20:20.

  • Rating: This was finally more like it. One of the greatest tag teams in the entire history of the business and two hungry young wrestlers (particularly Pillman who killed it here) with their working boots on. The result was obviously a really good match. Also, the second great match for the Midnight Express on PPV in 1990… and this is just the second PPV of the year! ***1/2

Meanwhile, Robocop saves Sting from his cage… Thanks Jim Herd. MOVING ON.

Corporal Punishment Match: The Fabulous Freebirds (Michael Hayes & Jimmy Garvin) vs. Rock ‘n’ Roll Express (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson)
The Wrestling Insomniac: WCW Capital Combat 1990
IMG credit: WWE

Basically there are four straps on each buckle and they’re legal to use as a weapon. Michael Hayes moonwalks and does his shtick to start. The babyfaces soon get tired of it and jump the Freebirds with the straps already. Nice spot with the Express switching places on a chinlock behind the referee’s back while the other Freebird complains with the ref, making the ref miss the other team’s cheating and thus helping them. Soon the Freebirds are able to turn things around and cut the ring in half to work on Gibson. Garvin drops Gibson on the top rope and gets two. He dumps him for a beatdown on the outside. Gibson manages to tag Ricky once he gets back in only to walk into a Hayes cheapshot to start playing Ricky Morton already. Hayes spends too much time in the ring though and the ref misses Garvin’s cover. Hayes works a chinlock, which Morton briefly escapes only to get punched back down. Know your role, Ricky! Elbowdrop gets two and it’s back to the chinlock. Morton again escapes, only for Hayes to quickly transition into a bulldog for two. And now poor Ricky gets his ass handed to him with the strap, which you just knew had to be coming sooner or later. Garvin makes the mistake of going up, which allows Morton to slam him off and go for the tag… in the Freebirds’ corner! Hayes grabs him for a second bulldog, but Ricky shoves him off and heeeeeere’s Gibson! He gets caught and double-teamed as well, with Morton getting a blind tag. Hayes hits Gibson with the DDT and gets all cocky, allowing Morton to come in with a sunset flip for the win at 18:33.

  • Rating: Good match here, as you would expect looking at these two teams on paper. Ricky was the highlight as usual, just by being Ricky Morton and knowing how to get destroyed better than anyone else in history. A more brutal beating would’ve put this on another level, but it was good already as it was. ***1/4
NWA World Tag Team Championship: The Steiners (Rick & Scott) vs. Doom (Ron Simmons & Butch Reed)(w/ Theodore Long)
Classic Wrestling Review: Capital Combat '90 | CXF | Culture Crossfire |  culturecrossfire.com
IMG credit: WWE

Scott shoves the referee in a very babyface-ish move. Scott and Ron to start. A shoulderblock is no-sold. A second one goes Scott’s way and a third one as well. Off to the ropes for a powerslam as now Reed wants some of Scott. That does provide a distraction though and allows Simmons to take over. He pounds away in the corner but a whip into the other buckle is reversed by Scott right into a german as the fans are WAY into it. Off to Reed to show off his biceps. Headlock into a wristlock by Reed who goes to work on Scott’s arm. He twists the arm but Scott blocks it, turns it around, puts Reed down and then just stomps him right in the jaw. Ouch. Off to a stalemate and we get another double shoulderblock spot. Reed asks for another one. Scott obliges and Reed leapfrogs, but Scott is already waiting for him behind his back with a great dropkick right into a backdrop and a Steinerline. Simmons comes in and he eats one as well as Doom bails. Off to Rick for the champs and Reed hesitates. A knee to the gut puts him in control though. Rick tries a Steinerline but he’s the one who goes down and Reed dumps him. Rick gets back in to block a hiptoss, and this time the Steinerline connects. Reed bails yet again but this time Rick meets him there and slams him on the outside before ramming him into the rail.

Off to Simmons and Rick starts with his unique mind games. Ron headbutts him in the gut and pounds away, but Rick blocks a backdrop and turns it into a piledriver immediately followed by a Steinerline that dumps him. Scott meets Ron on the outside and rams his head into the rail in another fantastic classic babyface move! Both guys tag in their partner. A headlock goes into the corner and Scott scores with an armdrag followed by a powerslam right into the buckle and then into a shoulderbreaker for two. Scott works a chinlock but changes his mind and decides to throw some stiff knees to the face instead before tagging Rick back in. Rick pounds away in the corner but Reed grabs him by the singlet and dumps him. Ron gets a couple of shots on the outside and puts him back inside. Rick brings in Scott but Reed catches him with a great high knee to the face. Reed draws Rick in to distract the ref and then throws Scott over the top rope just to be a prick. Simmons rams him into the rail and puts him back in for a Reed clothesline. Ron gets the tag and Doom hits a double-team elbow for two before choking away.

A charge in the corner only finds Scott’s boot though, but Ron manages to tag in Reed to keep the heels in control. Reed hits a swinging neckbreaker for two. Reed dumps him and then goes for a suplex back in, but Scott uses his power to block it and hits one of his own. Ron gets the tag though and jumps Scott with a hard knee to the gut that sends Scott all the way to the floor. Teddy gets some shots on Scott and it’s back in for Ron to snap Scott’s throat on the bottom rope. Simmons clothesline gets two. Reed in for a bulldog that gets two more. He hits a piledriver and brings Simmons back in for a great shoulderblock. Scott backdrops him and hits the always awesome Frankensteiner as the crowd goes absolutely bananas. Scott crawls for the tag and Reed gets in as well. Steinerline followed by a powerslam but Simmons breaks up the pin. Scott gets in as well to get rid of Ron and the Steiners hit a double suplex. Doom hits a double-team flying clothesline for two. Ron sends Scott into the post to take him out of the match and then gets back in while Rick is going for an overhead suplex off the top, pulling Rick all the way down to the mat by the hair with Reed falling on top for the win and the titles at 19:14.

  • Rating: Even though this is far from being the greatest match aesthetically, it’s one heck of a fun hard-hitting affair. A violent, brutal, ugly (in the good way), nasty match between four wrestlers determined to go out there and hit each other as hard as they possibly could. A great tag title match as the Steiners continue to be on a roll and Doom are already doing much better than during the stupid masked gimmick. Really good battle of the bulls here. ***3/4
Main-Event – Steel Cage Match – NWA World Heavyweight Championship: Ric Flair(c)(w/ Woman) vs. Lex Luger
IMG credit: WWE

No escape rules here. Also Luger is still replacing Sting here due to injury. Before the match even starts, the ref checks on both wrestlers and then Flair gets all paranoid when he asks to check on Woman. And turns out she had an illegal weapon on her left arm. Very nice touch, I love stuff like this. Hard lockup to start with Flair getting a chop in, which only infuriates Luger as Flair bails already. Back in for a hard Luger shoulderblock and he pounds away. Flair tries to turn things around but Luger comes out of the corner with a nasty clothesline that nearly takes Flair’s head off his shoulders. It gets two. Luger catches Flair trying to run away and gives him a vertical suplex off the apron as Flair bails. Flair comes in asking for Luger to take it easy! They go at it until Luger catches Flair in a gorilla press slam. And a second one as Flair bails yet again.

Flair chops away back in, only for Luger to no-sell it and come out of the corner all fired up. Luger hiptosses him out of the corner and follows it up with a clothesline. Flair again for chops and Luger responds by doing the dancing pecs moves! That humiliates Flair who gets all worked up and starts climbing the cage to run away from this badass monster of a man! Luger tries to meet him there but Flair kicks him away and climbs back down for a nasty chop. The with extra mustard kind. He rams Luger into the cage a few times and throws a few more chops as well. Back in to start working the leg already followed by another chop. Snapmare sets up the classic Flair kneedrop. And he WOOOOOOOOs! Vertical suplex by Flair… is no-sold with Flair showing off to the crowd with his back turned to Luger, who’s waiting for him right behind him as the fans go crazy. Flair turns around and eats a clothesline. Into the corner where Luger pounds away with the people counting along. Irish whip into the other corner, up goes Flair with the Flair flip only to jump into a Luger clothesline. Flair goes down off the Flair flop and he bails. Luger goes after him and once again Flair tries to climb the cage and escape, this time with Luger joining him and ramming Flair’s head into the cage up there. Luger rams Flair’s head into the cage and the post back down and Flair is busted open.

Flair once again tries to run away, but he has no energy and Luger just puts him back inside the ring. The bloody Flair asks for mercy on his knees in the corner, and Luger responds by unloading on the cut with punches in the corner. Flair tries to block that with an atomic drop out of the corner, which Luger blocks by landing on his feet and hits a clothesline instead for two. At this point Flair’s hair has turned red. He tries to run away from Luger yet again, only for Luger to meet him up there yet again and ram his head into the cage once more. Flair chops away back down and tries to ram Luger’s head into the cage this time, but Luger blocks it and reverses. Good lord what a beating! Flair tries to fight back with chops back inside. He goes for a flying forearm but he’s the one who goes down while Luger just stands there looking like a million bucks. Luger picks Flair up and puts him on the top rope. Luger hits a superplex but hurts his right knee on the way down. Oh no, you better get ready to be taken to school Luger! And indeed Flair is back up and all over that injured knee. He stomps away on Luger’s right knee. Snapmare into a Flair kneedrop to the knee. Now Flair is more confident. To the bottom rope for an assdrop on the knee. And another Flair kneedrop to Luger’s injured knee. Flair pounds away some more before taking Luger down with a backdrop suplex. It’s figure four time as poor Luger just tries to hang on while Flair gets some illegal rope assistance. The ref eventually catches him and forces the hold to be broken, and the Andersons join us at ringside. The Andersons manage to raise the cage a little bit but here comes Sting to even the odds and beat them up. Poor Luger can barely walk but he starts making his big comeback… and suddenly the returning Barry Windham sneaks in and beats up Luger for the DQ at 17:21.

  • Rating: Once again, much like at WrestleWar, I can understand the finish. The company was booked against a corner not because of dumb/illogical/lazy/stupid booking, but because Sting got injured when he was already feuding with Flair and Luger is nothing but a substitute. Though he’s too valuable to be doing clean jobs and a champion as well, so you get this finish. The match itself is your usual great Flair vs. Luger bout, though not quite as good as either WrestleWar or StarrCade 89. Still a great main-event with a lame (yet understandable) non-finish. ***3/4

END OF THE SHOW

Final thoughts: Even though not at the level of the pay-per-views the NWA was delivering in 1989, this was still a pretty good show. The opener was solid, the next three matches were a bit boring (the Samoans’ match was just plain awful) and it looked like the show was going downhill, it picked right back up afterwards. There’s plenty of stuff on this event that are worth your time, particularly Flair Luger – be warned for the finish – and above all Doom Steiners. Good show overall. 7/10

For feedback/comments, email me at cunhatomas2001@hotmail.com

POINT SYSTEM

You can read about how my point system works here.

WrestlerStar ratingsResultMain-eventingExtrasTotal
Butch Reed3.7510.5 for winning the fall
2 for winning a title
7.25
Bobby Eaton3.510.5 for winning the fall
2 for winning a title
7
Ron Simmons3.7512 for winning a title6.75
Stan Lane3.512 for winning a title6.5
Ric Flair3.75-0.511 for retaining a title5.25
Lex Luger3.750.515.25
Ricky Morton3.2510.5 for winning the fall4.75
Robert Gibson3.2514.25
Hawk2.7510.5 for winning the fall4.25
Animal
Norman the Lunatic
2.7513.75
Fatu110.5 for winning the fall2.5
Jimmy Garvin3.25-12.25
The Samoan Savage112
Michael Hayes3.25-1-0.5 for losing the fall1.75
Cactus Jack
Bam Bam Bigelow
2.75-11.75
Kevin Sullivan2.75-1-0.5 for losing the fall1.25
Paul Ellering11
Scott Steiner3.75-1-2 for losing a title0.75
Flyin’ Brian3.5-1-2 for losing a title0.5
Rick Steiner3.75-1-2 for losing a title
-0.5 for losing the fall
0.25
The Z-Man3.5-1-2 for losing a title
-0.5 for losing the fall
0
Mike Rotunda1-10
Tommy Rich1-1-0.5 for losing the fall-0.5
Theodore Long-1-1

Thank you so much for your time reading. Don’t miss the next review, which will be an edition of NWA/WCW Clash of the Champions. Following that, The Great American Bash. Also from the WWF’s side of things, SummerSlam is the next PPV. Stay safe!

WWF Saturday Night’s Main Event #26 Review – 04.28.1990 (Show Ultimately Stolen By A Couple Of Hungry Tag Teams) + Extra IC Title Match

Hello everyone and welcome to my review of the very first edition of SNME of the Warrior era. This show features The Ultimate Warrior putting his newly-won World title on the line for the first time on TV against Haku. Also, Hulk Hogan takes on Mr. Perfect in the opener. The Hart Foundation battle The Rockers in a potential match of the year contender. Earthquake continues his dominance. And much more.

Plus an extra tournament final match for the Intercontinental Title (vacated by Warrior at ‘Mania) between Mr. Perfect and Tito Santana that aired on the May 19th 1990 episode of Superstars. It will be at the end of the review.

Here is the list of champions in the WWF heading into this show:

  • WWF Champion: The Ultimate Warrior
  • WWF Intercontinental Champion: vacated
  • WWF World Tag Team Champions: Demolition (Ax & Smash)

Enjoy the review!

IMG credit: WWE

The hosts are Vince McMahon & Jesse Ventura
Taped from Austin, Texas

Hulk Hogan vs. Mr. Perfect(w/ The Genius)

This is one of Perfect’s last matches with The Genius in his corner. Crowd is hot for this one. Hogan shoves Perfect into the corner to start with Perfect taking a massive bump and leaping over the top rope for a breather already. Back in for a lockup and a Perfect hiptoss. Perfect and Genius show off while the ‘Hogan’ chants get louder and louder. Hogan responds with his own hiptoss followed by a couple of bodyslam and Perfect regroups yet again. Back up for another lockup. Perfect grabs Hogan by the hair and pounds away in the corner. Irish whip into the buckle and Hogan goes down. Hogan turns things around and goes for the big boot, but Perfect bails. Hogan follows him out there and chops Perfect, who takes an insane bump on the floor. Head first into the post goes Perfect for another crazy bump. Back in for a massive Hogan clothesline as this crowd is just excited for everything Hogan does. Off to the corner for another Hogan clothesline. Hogan pounds away in the corner and even nails some chops. Off the ropes for a nice elbow. Into the corner for another one with Perfect taking a bump all the way over the ropes and to the floor. Hogan goes outside as well. Genius threatens to hit Hogan with the scroll only to get caught and beat up by Hogan, but Genius leaves the scroll on the floor and allows Perfect to hit Hogan with it in the back of the head. That gets insane heat from the fans as we take a break.

Commercial

We come back with Perfect ramming Hogan’s head into the post and rail numerous times before putting him back in. Perfect pounds away some more. Snapmare into the Perfect necksnap. And off to some choking on the ropes. Elbowdrop. And another one. A third one misses and Hulk is back up as the crowd goes crazy. Hogan slugs away and whips Perfect into the ropes for a backdrop but Perfect kicks him in the chest. Clothesline puts Hogan back down and again we get the chants! Perfect says that we’re gonna see a Perfectplex. He hits it but Hogan kicks at two and it’s Hulk Up time. The usual follows and that’s all at 08:03. Genius comes in after the bell but Hogan just slams him over the top and poses.

  • Rating: This was a pretty good match. The crowd was into just about everything Hogan did, and that certainly helped a lot. The less said about Perfect being pinned twice in 25 days after two years of being undefeated, the better. Really solid and fun opener. ***

Rick Martel promotes ‘Arrogance’!

Earthquake(w/ Jimmy Hart) vs. Hillbilly Jim

Well this one shouldn’t take long. Jim gets his jobber offense in for a cup of coffee before Jimmy gets up on the apron and allows Earthquake to squash him like a bug. Earthquake drops an elbow and a number of Earthquake splashes ends this at 1:58. Earthquake splashes him a few more times and stands tall as the build-up for Hogan continues.

  • Rating: Short and sweet. 1/4*

Rick Martel promotes ‘Arrogance’ again.

The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart) vs. The Rockers (Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty)

Bret and Marty to start. Headlock by Jannetty, Bret shoots him off to the ropes. Marty uses his quickness to escape only for Bret to meet him with s bodyslam, but Marty blocks and goes for a roll up with Bret blocking too by holding on to the ropes. Bret charges with Jannetty avoiding him via a leapfrog but walking into a Bret hiptoss. Jannetty kicks him off though and it’s off to Michaels. Michaels comes in with a high crossbody that Bret rolls through to nearly steal it. Back to Jannetty for a double knee and a double russian legsweep to Bret and Neidhart has had enough and comes in with a double clothesline to clean house. Tag to Anvil for a shoulderblock that literally sends Jannetty into the apron! Marty slides back in between Neidhart’s legs and actually takes him down with a drop toehold. Michaels comes in for a shoulderblock that is obviously no-sold. Michaels leapfrogs and goes for a slam. Neidhart literally laughs at it and easily reverses into his own, but Michaels blocks and lands on his feet before Neidhart turns around into a dropkick for two. Michaels charges but Neidhart catches him and slams him down before bringing Bret back in. And we get Bret vs. Michaels! Criss cross with Michaels leapfrogging once, trying to leapfrog twice but Bret catches him in mid-air and atomic drops him, immediately followed by a clothesline. Bret with a violent stomp to the gut and it’s back to Neidhart. Michaels criss crosses and Bret catches him with a knee to the back on the apron. Neidhart whips him and catches him with a backdrop. The elevation on that was insane. Back to Bret for a headbutt to the back. Snapmare followed by the elbowdrop to the throat. Bret picks him back up and drops Michaels with a hard whip into the buckle. Anvil comes back in and slugs away. A massive Anvil spear in the corner gets two. Back to Bret once again with Michaels catching him with a sunset flip for two. Meanwhile the tag champs Demolition come down to ringside while Bret headbutts Michaels right in the jaw to maintain control. Bret follows up with a backbreaker, driving the knee to the back. He finally notices Demolition at ringside and gets up on the ropes to argue with them, which gives Michaels enough time to get back up and dropkick Bret over the top to the floor. And we take a break.

Commercial

We come back with Demolition still at ringside and Bret ramming Michaels’ head into the buckles to get back in control. Nasty uppercut by Bret in the corner. Michaels reverses a whip into the corner and charges but eats boot. Bret goes up for the middle rope elbow but Michaels is out of the way and he gets the hot tag to Jannetty. Marty comes in running wild and hits a great flying elbow smash for two. He stops to hit Neidhart as well and powerslams Bret. Great looking superkick gets a nearfall as Vince declares this a SEE SAW MATCH UP BACK AND FORTH!! Sunset flip out of the corner gets two more. Jannetty whips Bret for a backdrop but gets caught with a swinging neckbreaker. Double KO spot. Thankfully for Bret he’s close to his corner so he gets the tag to Anvil. Bret catapults Neidhart up and over the top rope off the apron, but Jannetty moves out of the way and makes the tag to Michaels. Neidhart knocks Michaels inside out with the mother of all shoulderblocks but only gets two. The crowd is going bananas as these four have won them over with their amazing work. Backdrop attempt by Neidhart but Michaels stops him with a knee and takes him down with a flying elbow smash to the face. Neidhart catches Michaels going for a flying bodypress, but he’s too tired and Michaels actually falls on top. Neidhart kicks out at two with authority and sends Michaels flying all the way to the floor near Demolition. From there all hell breaks loose with everyone going at it for the no contest/double DQ at 9:30.

  • Rating: Was this great or what. I understand the no-contest as the Foundation are the contenders for the tag titles, while the Rockers are also one of the best tag teams and one of the next line. Personally I didn’t mind the finish, as (remember) this is not a PPV and this is exactly the place to do these non-finishes, not at the pay-per-views. Would it have been even better with a proper finish? Unquestionably. Still a fantastic tag match between two of the very best teams ever, and quite possibly the greatest match from the WWF in 1990 up until this point. ****

Meanwhile, Bobby Heenan mocks Texas and says Haku is the next champion. Warrior says some words, I believe.

WWF Championship: The Ultimate Warrior(c) vs. Haku(w/ Bobby Heenan)

Haku attacks during Warrior’s entrance but goes nowhere as Warrior turns things around and backdrops him to start. Warrior follows that up with a clothesline and finally takes off the belt while Haku bails. Back in for a Warrior shoulderblock. Warrior criss crosses, ducks a chop and nails one of his own. Warrior works a wristlock (check out the moveset) and throws him around the ring before sending him flying over the top rope. Warrior throws him back in and rams his head into the buckle repeatedly. Haku catches him with a number of clotheslines though, and a dropkick gets two. A nice backbreaker gets two more as Heenan starts intimidating the referee. Backdrop suplex gets the same. Haku pounds away, bodyslam followed by a splash gets two. Warrior gets up and he’s had enough. Clothesline, clothesline, shoulderblock, Warrior splash, thanks for coming Haku at 4:49. You can barely hear Finkel make the post-match announcement while the arena’s lights have been turned off apart from the first rows. Canned reactions for poor Warrior, as many people left after watching Hogan. Ever wondered why the title was back in Hogan’s hands a year later?

  • Rating: I’ve seen worse. They kept it short and that was better for everyone involved. *

Another ‘Arrogance’ promotional video, this time while Martel plays tennis.

(Alleged) Main-Event: The Big Bossman vs. Akeem(w/ Slick)

Akeem slugs away to take over early on. Akeem hits Bossman with his ass in the corner and follows up with a splash for two. Bossman catches him with a backdrop all the way to the apron and then slingshots him back in. Bossman slam for the pin but Ted DiBiase and Virgil run in for the DQ instead at 3:18. Heel beatdown follows, with DiBiase handcuffing Bossman to the ropes. Sadly for him Bossman has the keys to his own handcuffs (duh), unties himself and cleans house.

  • Rating: Used for angle advancement. There’s nothing wrong with that. 1/2*

Warrior addresses Rick Rude to close the show.

END OF THE SHOW

Final thoughts: This was a really nice episode. A much better upgrade compared to WrestleMania, which was boring and flat out horrible apart from the main-event. The opener is worth a look, the Harts/Rockers tag match is DEFINITELY worth a look and will be a contender for WWF’s match of the year. The other matches were angles advancement (Bossman and Earthquake’s) and Warrior getting his first successful title defense on television. While the canned reactions and empty seats (ouch) in the Warrior match were a really bad sign for the future, this was still a very good show. 7/10

For feedback and comments, email me at cunhatomas2001@hotmail.com

POINT SYSTEM

You can read about how my point system works here.

WrestlerStar ratingsResultMain-eventingExtrasTotal
Hulk Hogan314
Bret Hart
Jim Neidhart
Shawn Michaels
Marty Jannetty
44
The Ultimate Warrior111 for retaining a title3
Mr. Perfect3-12
The Big Bossman0.50.512
Earthquake0.2511.25
Akeem0.5-111
Haku1-10
Hillbilly Jim0.25-1-0.75

Thank you so much for reading. Next up, NWA/WCW with the Capital Combat PPV featuring a steel cage main-event match over the World title between Ric Flair and Lex Luger. Make sure you don’t miss it. Stay safe!

EXTRA

Vacant WWF Intercontinental Championship: Mr. Perfect vs. Tito Santana (WWF Superstars of Wrestling – May 19 1990)

This won’t count into the point system because I usually don’t review TV matches and it wouldn’t be unfair to everyone else. This is a special occasion since it’s a title match. Perfect went over Jimmy Snuka to get here, while Tito defeated Akeem by count-out. Semi final matches were not necessary because both Piper/Martel and Beefcake/Bravo ended in draws, thus sending Perfect and Tito both to the final match automatically.

Perfect works a headlock on the mat which Tito reverses and turns into a wristlock. They go back and forth fighting over the wristlock until Tito catches him by surprise with another back elbow to the face. Perfect and Tito exchange some words and Perfect cheapshots him to take over. Tito reverses a whip into the buckle and catches him coming out of the corner with a hiptoss. And another. A dropkick follows and dumps Perfect. Back in for a slingshot off the apron for two. Back to the wristlock goes Tito, taking Perfect down to his knees. Perfect again goes after the hair to escape. Santana shoulderblocks him twice but Perfect trips him on the criss cross and dumps Tito to the floor. Perfect follows him outside with a chop. Back in with Perfect pounding away. Tito gets a shot and sunset flips him for two. Perfect is right on top of Tito and gets a nearfall of his own. A massive Perfect clothesline sends Tito to the floor, but Tito catches him and rams Perfect’s leg into the post twice to take over. Back in with Tito going to work on the leg as Perfect begs for mercy on his knees. Tito responds by kicking him in the leg near the ropes for the classic Hennig bump. And another one. Meanwhile, Bobby Heenan joins us at ringside and allows Perfect to cradle Tito and nearly steal it. Tito bodyslams Perfect and goes signals for the big forearm, but Heenan gets up on the apron. Tito stops to go after him and Perfect catches him with an inside cradle for the win and the IC title at 7:00. After the match, Perfect announces Heenan as his new ‘perfect’ manager.

  • Rating: Really solid TV match. Nice wrestling exchanges between both wrestlers and very smart wrestling by both veterans. They were constantly trying to outwrestle each other and Santana was able to get the upper hand numerous times when his experience took over Perfect’s pride. The Bobby Heenan finish was nice and the beginning of a partnership that had everything to be ace. ***1/4

WWF WrestleMania VI Review (Warrior’s Moment… Well Kinda)

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Welcome everyone to my review of the sixth WrestleMania. Featuring the farewell of a WWF/wrestling legend, Roddy Piper in a VERY controversial match and of course the Ultimate Challenge between The Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan.

Here is the list of champions in the WWF heading into this show:

  • WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan
  • WWF Intercontinental Champion: The Ultimate Warrior
  • WWF World Tag Team Champions: The Colossal Connection (André the Giant & Haku)

Enjoy the review!

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The hosts are Gorilla Monsoon & Jesse Ventura
Live from Toronto, ON, Canada

Rick Martel vs. Koko B. Ware
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Martel is already ‘the model’ at this point in his career. Martel misses a charge to start early on, with Koko bodypressing him out of the corner. Koko runs wild for a bit with a number of dropkicks followed by a backdrop to the floor. Martel turns things around with a suplex back inside and tries to follow up with the Boston crab, but Koko is too close to the ropes. Koko no-sells Martel ramming his head into the buckle and gets his brief hope spot. He misses a second bodypress though, and Martel’s Boston crab is academic this time around. Koko taps out after 3:51.

  • Rating: This did what it had to do, and did it quickly. They did a solid job working over Martel’s Boston crab finish. *1/4
WWF World Tag Team Championship: The Colossal Connection (André the Giant & Haku)(c)(w/ Bobby Heenan) vs. Demolition (Ax & Smash)
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Poor Andre was just done at this point in his career. Or life for that matter. Haku goes after the challengers to start, but Ax quickly pounds him down in classic Ax fashion. Smash comes in, only for Haku to go after his eyes and turn things around. They go into a test of strength over a backslide which is won by Smash, but Andre comes in to break up the cover. Off to Ax but Haku hits him right in the throat to stay in control. Haku’s savate kick sends Ax to the ropes with Andre adding a headbutt behind the referee’s back. Haku’s own headbutt gets two. Haku works a Samoan nerve hold, but Ax once again pounds his way out of there. Haku misses a charge and Ax finally makes the hot tag to Smash, who runs wild and connects with a crossbody for two. The babyfaces try Andre and that brings him in. Andre holds Smash for a Haku superkick, but he moves out of the way and Haku superkicks the Giant, who (shockingly!) gets tied in the ropes. With Andre not being able to do anything but look at the action, the challengers put Haku away with the Demolition Decapitation for the win and the titles at 9:30. Then after the match, Heenan blames Andre for the loss and actually slaps him. Andre beats up both heels and leaves alone on the ring cart, as a beloved legendary hero in what would be his final televised match in the WWF.

  • Rating: The best part about this whole thing is Andre’s post-match babyface turn. Not that the match is bad , it’s watchable, but Andre can’t do anything and it’s ultimately a handicap match pretty much. Also, it’s really sad to see Andre out there in that condition. *1/2
Earthquake(w/ Jimmy Hart) vs. Hercules
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Hercules takes it to Earthquake to start. Earthquake bails and gets back in for a test of strength which he obviously wins and follows up with shoulderblocks. Herc comes back with a number of clothesline that Earthquake doesn’t sell. He finally takes Earthquake off one feet and tries the Torture Rack, but that obviously goes nowhere. Earthquake pounds him down and the Earthquake splash puts him away at 4:52.

  • Rating: Very decent match that did exactly what it had to do. They wrestled a simple yet effective match designed to build up Earthquake for a future program with Hulk Hogan. Nice job by Hercules putting him over as a monster. **
Mr. Perfect(w/ The Genius) vs. Brutus Beefcake
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Perfect cheapshots Beefcake to get the early advantage, but Beefcake sends Perfect flying over the top rope in classic Curt Hennig fashion. Back in for an atomic drop with Perfect taking another over-the-top bump. Perfect tries to cheat and turn things around, only for Beefcake to easily reverse and send Perfect flying to the outside once again. Back in for a Brutus clothesline and he’s thinking sleeper already, only for Genius to distract the ref and hand Perfect the paper scroll for a shot to Beefcake’s head to give Perfect control. Perfect hits the necksnap from behind and gets two. Perfect follows up with the kneelift but shows off a little bit more, which allows Beefcake to slingshot Perfect into the post for… the win? After over a year of building up the perfect record gimmick? His first loss comes via a f*cking slingshot? The match went 7:48.

  • Rating: The match was just getting going when it ended, but thing to be taken from this match is the horrible finish and even more horrible result. Instead of giving Perfect a win (or at least some kind of non-finish to keep the “perfect record”) and push him for a fresh feud with Warrior over the title in the summer, we had Warrior feuding with a man he had already faced and defeated 400 times the prior year in Rick Rude while Perfect started being beat like a drum until the back injury. This helped no one at all, in fact hurt a lot of people – including Warrior’s reign – and stands as one of the company’s dumbest decisions ever. *3/4
Roddy Piper vs. Bad News Brown
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Roddy Piper is half white and half black in another giant facepalm moment. I get they were going for equality here, but this is visually silly and not entertaining whatsoever. They get in an early slugfest that is won by Bad News after a cheapshot. Brown sends him into the buckle a number of times, which Piper no-sells before also no-selling a headbutt. Brown puts him down anyway and drops an elbow for two. Piper rakes the eyes only for Brown to do the same. Brown undoes the turnbuckle but ends up being the one eating the steel. Piper puts on a white glove and uses it on Brown to send him to the outside. Piper follows him for a slugfest on the outside and it’s a double countout draw at 6:48 as they take the fight all the way to the back.

  • Rating: Where do I start? I already mentioned visually silly at the beginning of the review. This was horrible from bell-to-bell and that non-finish certainly helped. I won’t even mention the fact that Piper could have very well wrestled Rick Rude on this show, since they had a hot feud and all you know, because that would make me even more sad. I like both guys, but this was both horrible and pointless. DUD
The Hart Foundation (Bret Hart & Jim Neidhart) vs. The Bolsheviks (Nikolai Volkoff & Boris Zhukov)
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The Russians sing the Russian national anthem only for the Harts to interrupt and finish Zhukov already with the Hart Attack at 0:19.

  • Rating: An easy win for the Hart Foundation in Canada over the hated foreign heels. No rating because it was just literally just one move. N/R
Tito Santana vs. The Barbarian(w/ Bobby Heenan)
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So the Powers of Pain are no more, and now Barbarian is a singles wrestler and a brand new member of the Heenan family. Barbarian overpowers Tito to start but Tito takes him down with a flying bodypress and gets two. Barbarian catches him with a big boot followed by a shoulderbreaker. He misses a middle rope elbowdrop though, and Tito hits the flying forearm but Heenan puts Barbarian’s foot on the ropes. The flying clothesline puts Santana away at 4:33.

  • Rating: Watchable but geez this show is already dragging at this point. *1/2
Mixed Tag Team Match: Randy Savage & Sensational Queen Sherri vs. Dusty Rhodes & Sapphire(w/ Miss Elizabeth)
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The guy fights the guy and the girl fights the girl. Dusty brings out Elizabeth before the bell, just to get under Savage’s skin. This is pretty much Elizabeth’s first major appearance since the prior year’s WrestleMania. The guys start but Sherri is already coming in to interfere, but Dusty grabs both heels for a good looking double noggin knocker. Sapphire comes in for an awful airplane spin for two. Sherri tries a slam, but Sapphire is too heavy and falls on top of Sherri for two. Dusty gets the tag and holds Savage for a Sapphire slap, but Sherri comes in from behind with a knee to Dusty’s back. Dusty bails and Savage meets him on the outside with the flying double axehandle. Sapphire begs for mercy but Savage straight up shoves her down and hits a second flying double ax on Dusty for two back inside. A suplex gets two more. Savage manages to get a shot with the scepter behind the referee’s back, but tags in Sherri for some reason. Sherri splashes Dusty for two (what about the rules?) and Sapphire comes back in with a snapmare to Sherri for two. Sherri has had enough and she’s out of there, only for Elizabeth to put her back inside. Sapphire rolls her up and that’s it at 7:52.

  • Rating: This was a big comedy match and there’s nothing wrong about that. It’s sad to see Randy Savage going from main-eventing and doing incredible house show business as the heel champion the prior year to this. It was okay. *

Meanwhile, everyone gets to cut a promo as this show just won’t end.

The Rockers (Shawn Michaels & Marty Jannetty) vs. The Orient Express (Sato & Tanaka)(w/ Mr. Fuji)
10 Hugely Underrated WWE WrestleMania Matches – Page 2
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So this is the infamous WrestleMania match in which the Rockers were completely fucked up after a night of partying. The Asians cheapshot the energetic babyfaces to start, but they clean house and follow that up with a dive to the delight of the crowd. Marty works a headlock on Tanaka back inside, but Tanaka dumps him and Sato sends him into the post to take over. Michaels comes in with a superkick on Tanaka (before it became a big deal for him), so a cheapshot followed by a Tanaka flying forearm turns things around. Off to Sato who comes in with a kneedrop for two. Michaels makes the hot tag to Marty who goes after Tanaka on the outside, but Fuji throws salt in his eyes and Jannetty falls over the rail into the crowd, not knowing where he is. That is enough for the count-out at 7:38.

  • Rating: Despite everything that was going on with the Rockers on this night, the match was still pretty solid. They did what they could with seven minutes, and that was enough to have the best match of the night so far on this crap show. Nothing out of this world, just a solid tag match. **3/4
Hacksaw Jim Duggan vs. Dino Bravo(w/ Jimmy Hart & Earthquake)
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Duggan backdrops Bravo to starts and dumps Bravo with a clothesline. Back in, Bravo chokes away to take over. An elbowdrop gets two. Duggan tries to make a comeback but the heels at ringside get involved and Jimmy sneaks in the 2×4 for Bravo to use. Duggan ends up catching it instead and a shot behind the ref’s back is good for the pin at 4:15. Earthquake kills Duggan with three Earthquake splashes after the match to continue the build up for the Hogan program.

  • Rating: Another nothing match on a show full of those. At least the post-match beatdown didn’t make it a complete waste of time. 1/2*
Ted DiBiase(w/ Virgil) vs. Jake Roberts
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DiBiase’s unsactioned million dollar belt is on the line in this match. Roberts goes for the DDT already, but DiBiase escapes the front facelock hold and bails. Back in for a Roberts hiptoss into another DDT, but DiBiase blocks and runs away yet again. And another time. This would be great had it not been the eleventh match on this awful show. Roberts blocks a DiBiase charge and goes for the kneelift, blocked by DiBiase as Roberts goes down. Suddenly the crowd starts doing the wave to entertain themselves while DiBiase works a chinlock. They let the crowd get it all out of their system and stay in the hold. DiBiase tries to follow up with the Million Dollar Dream, but Roberts makes the ropes and DiBiase rolls through for two instead. DiBiase goes up but finds no water in the pool, and Roberts connects with the short-arm clothesline to set up the DDT. Virgil gets involved and draws Roberts to the outside, allowing DiBiase to cheapshot him from behind and get the count-out win at 11:50 to retain the fictional title. Roberts stands tall to close the show and unleashes Damian on the heels.

  • Rating: This was a really solid match and decent enough, but the crowd was just too tired at this point after ten (YES TEN!) nothing undercard matches and were dying to jump to the main-event already. Decent match nonetheless. **
The Big Bossman vs. Akeem(w/ Slick)
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Bossman has recently turned babyface and is going up against his fellow Twin Tower. DiBiase, who was still at ringside from the prior match, attacks Bossman during his entrance to set up a future program. That gives Akeem the edge to start, and an avalanche gets two. That goes nowhere though, as Bossman responds with an atomic drop, clothesline and Bossman Slam and that’s all at 1:49.

  • Rating: At least it set up future business. And most importantly, it was short! 1/4*
Rick Rude(w/ Bobby Heenan) vs. Jimmy Snuka
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Finally the last undercard match!!!! Now that I look at this and I see Rude in this position, it makes me wonder: why not just throw Snuka and Bad News as one of the 500 filler matches and DO RUDE VS PIPER? Some puzzles are not meant to be solved. Snuka pounds away to start and headbutts the ravishing abs. Rude bails and Snuka mocks the swivel, which allows Rude to suplex him and do it how it should be done. That obviously ends up working against him and earns him a slam followed by the flying headbutt. Rude moves out of the way though, and the Rude Awakening is academic at 3:59.

  • Rating: Another short one, but fun and okay for what it was, I guess. *
Rhythm & Blues’ Concert – The Honky Tonk Man & Greg Valentine
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Rhythm & Blues comes out in a pink car with Jimmy Hart and Diamond Dallas Page is driving. They perform until the Bushwhackers come out and beat them up.

Main-Event – WWF Intercontinental & WWF World Heavyweight Championships: Hulk Hogan vs. The Ultimate Warrior
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This is finally it. What everyone came here to see. They start off by staring at each other with Warrior laughing in Hogan’s face and the crowd is already going crazy. Early lockup is won by Warrior with a big shove to the corner. A second one is won by Hogan. Warrior asks for a test of strength and takes Hogan down as his fans go nuts, and then Hogan turns it around and powers Warrior down to make his fans happy. Warrior tries to fight back up to his feet, but Hogan legsweeps him down and drops an elbow for a one count. They run the ropes with Hogan slamming Warrior but it’s no-sold. Another criss cross ends with Warrior slamming Hogan, and Hogan actually sells it. Nice! Warrior follows that up with a clothesline that dumps Hogan right on his left leg, and he tells Earl Hebner “my knee’s gone, brother, but I’ll try and get back in”. Say what you want about Hogan, but he was great at this and could easily generate sympathy towards him.

Warrior follows him to the floor and goes after the leg while Hogan is still down, which gets a brief negative reaction. See what I was saying! Back in with Warrior going after the leg and Hogan rams the eyes to escape. Hulk Hogan, hero to millions! That allows Hogan to hit a clothesline followed by a couple of elbowdrops with the knee suddenly being perfect. Gorilla covers that up on commentary by saying “he might have just temporarily dislocated his patella and it popped back into place” which covers up Hogan’s horrible selljob. God bless you, Gorilla. Hogan works a headlock as poor Warrior is completely tired at this point already. Small package gets two and back to the chinlock we go. Hogan pounds him down as Warrior is still completely out of gas and a shoulderbreaker gets two. Back suplex gets two. Back to the chinlock and Warrior finally starts showing some fire and shaking his head and hands while in the hold. A number of elbows to Hogan’s midsection breaks the hold and it’s a double clothesline for the double KO spot. Hebner does the double count and actually gets to nine (damn) before Warrior starts shaking his way back up. Warrior runs wild with the clotheslines and a suplex gets two. Warrior works a bearhug. Hogan slugs his way out of it and Warrior criss crosses for a shoulderbreaker, but Hogan moves and instead it’s a ref bump.

Warrior goes up(!) for a flying double axehandle and BOY HE’S SHAKING! He runs the ropes back and forth and finally tries a shoulderbreaker but Hogan moves and faceplants him. Hogan rolls over and actually gets a visual pinfall win but there’s no ref. Hogan complains to the fans and turns his back, and now it’s Warrior getting a visual pinfall off a backdrop suplex. The ref gets back to life and does the really slow and dramatic Hebner count with the whole crowd standing up (gotta love it) but Hogan kicks at two. Hogan slugs Warrior and rolls him up, but Hebner is still not 100% and it only gets two. These nearfalls are starting to get REALLY hot. Hogan whips Warrior into the ropes and meets him with a shoulderblock that sends Warrior over the top rope to the floor. They slug it out on the outside and Warrior sends Hogan’s face into the post. Warrior rolls him back in for a clothesline. Warrior follows that up with a half-assed version of the Gorilla Press – Warrior has no energy left at this point – into the Warrior Splash for… TWO? Whaaat? The crowd goes bananas as it’s Hulk Up time brother. Off the ropes for the big boot followed by the big leg… but Warrior is out of the way. Warrior Splash puts Hogan away and gives Warrior both titles at 24:51. Hogan personally hands Warrior the WWF World title belt and hugs him while crying. See what I mean about being able to work everyone and generate sympathy?! Warrior celebrates with pyro while the cameras follow a defeated Hogan and the commentators say “Hogan has taken a giant step towards immortality.” Oh, and Warrior is there too, don’t forget. Oops sorry champ!

  • Rating: This was a fantastic WrestleMania main-event, Warrior sucking wind aside. I personally consider this match as Hogan’s finest hour inside the wrestling ropes, as he did a tremendous job carrying the match – which is usually the heels’ job to do so – despite Warrior’s obvious in-ring limitations. I enjoyed the simple yet effective spots such as Warrior no-selling the slam only for Hogan to then immediately sell one and put him over. The crowd was hot all the time, even before they touched, and those nearfalls at the end got them out of their seats. It’s not a perfect wrestling match, not even close, but it will sure capture your imagination and get you lost in the moment. Great stuff. ***3/4

END OF THE SHOW

Final thoughts: Watch the main-event and ignore the rest. That’s the best advice I could possibly give you! Absolutely horrible, long and boring show full of filler matches and a classic main-event that will still be talked about for generations to come. There are a couple of decent and/or average matches on the undercard, such as the Rockers’ match, but I wouldn’t bother. Stick with the main-event and you’ll be fine! 3/10

For feedback/comments, e-mail me at cunhatomas2001@hotmail.com

POINT SYSTEM

You can read about how my point system works here.

WrestlerStar ratingsResultMain-eventingExtrasTotal
The Ultimate Warrior3.75111 for retaining IC title
2 for winning WWF title
8.75
Ax1.512 for winning a title
0.5 for winning the fall
5
Smash1.512 for winning a title4.5
Sato
Tanaka
2.750.53.25
Earthquake213
Brutus Beefcake1.7512.75
The Barbarian1.512.5
Sapphire110.5 for winning the fall2.5
Ted DiBiase20.52.5
Shawn Michaels
Marty Jannetty
2.75-0.52.25
Rick Martel1.2512.25
Dusty Rhodes112
Rick Rude112
Hulk Hogan3.75-11-2 for dropping a title1.75
Jake Roberts2-0.51.5
Jim Duggan0.511.5
Bret Hart10.5 for winning the fall1.5
The Big Bossman0.2511.25
Jim Neidhart11
Hercules2-11
Mr. Perfect1.75-10.75
Tito Santana1.5-10.5
Koko B. Ware1.25-10.25
Jimmy Snuka
Randy Savage
1-10
Roddy Piper
Bad News Brown
00
Dino Bravo0.5-1-0.5
Sensational Sherri1-1-0.5 for losing the fall-0.5
Akeem0.25-1-0.75
André the Giant1.5-1-2 for dropping a title-1.5
Haku1.5-1-2 for dropping a title
-0.5 for losing the fall
-2

I hope you enjoyed the review. Make sure you don’t miss the next reviews, with an edition of WWF’s Saturday Night’s Main Event coming up, followed by NWA/WCW’s Capitol Combat PPV. Stay safe!

NWA/WCW WrestleWar 1990 Review (Flair vs. Luger)

Welcome everyone to my review of WrestleWar 1990, featuring a Flair/Luger main-event title match and much more.

Here is the list of champions in the NWA heading into this show:

  • NWA World Heavyweight Championship: Ric Flair
  • NWA United States Champion: Lex Luger
  • NWA World TV Champion: Arn Anderson
  • NWA World Tag Team Champions: The Steiners (Rick & Scott Steiner)
  • NWA United States Tag Team Champions: Brian Pillman & The Z-Man

Enjoy the review!

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The Dynamic Dudes (Johnny Ace & Shane Douglas) vs. Kevin Sullivan & Buzz Sawyer
WCW WrestleWar '90 Wild Thing Kevin Sullivan Buzz Sawyer vs. The Dynamic  Dudes - YouTube
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Sawyer grabs a headlock on Ace to start, but Johnny uses people power to dump Sawyer with a dropkick followed by a dive. It’s sad how the crowd is just not into the Dynamic Dudes as babyfaces. Back in with the Dudes still in control, so Sawyer and Sullivan take a second to hit each other for motivation. Well, I’ve seen crazier things! This actually works as Sawyer takes over and pounds away in the corner only to miss a charge and eat the buckle. Douglas goes to work on the arm but Sullivan dumps him and Sawyer suplexes him on the floor. Buzz throws him back in for a belly to belly that gets two. Side suplex gets two more. Sawyer works in a bearhug, breaks the hold to knock Johnny off the apron to prevent the tag, and then tags Sullivan in for his own bearhug. Douglas ends up fighting back once and for all and makes the “hot” tag to Johnny. Johnny comes in running wild on both heels with dropkicks and a BAD flying headscissors. Sawyer catches him with a suplex and goes up top for a flying splash for the win at 10:15.

  • Rating: Weird choice for the opener. The match was watchable, but it was just way too long for what it was, and the fact that the Dudes are not over at all didn’t help. Not horrible or even bad, just skippable. *1/2
Cactus Jack Manson vs. Norman the Lunatic
Cactus Jack Manson V Norman NWA... - Old School Wrestling
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Cactus chokes away to start and quickly hits an elbow for two. Norman turns things arounds shortly afterwards with a clothesline and puts Foley in a bearhug. Cactus fights back but goes nowhere and eats a Norman avalanche in the corner. Foley goes flying over the top to the outside off a Norman irish whip, and then takes a crazy back bump over the rail onto the concrete floor near the crowd. Because he’s Mick Foley, he’s nuts and he’ll do whatever just to get over. Bless you Mick, but you really are insane. Foley comes back in and manages to send Norman into the post, followed by a dropkick. Cactus bites away back inside before headbutting Norman for two. Foley chokes away and goes to a chinlock. Cactus goes for a piledriver but it misses because Norman is too fat, and then just to make sure we really get that point across, Norman just drops his ass right on poor Foley’s face for the pin at 9:33.

  • Rating: This wasn’t bad mostly due to Mick Foley trying everything and anything to get over. I’m not a big fan of the “he’s fat” finish, and the result is also questionable, but it was okay otherwise. *3/4
The Midnight Express (Bobby Eaton & Stan Lane)(w/ Jim Cornette) vs. The Rock ‘n’ Roll Express (Ricky Morton & Robert Gibson)
The Rock 'n' Roll Express vs. The Midnight Express: Wrestle War 1990 | WWE
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Lane and Gibson get things going for each team. Gibson starts off with an armdrag so Lane responds with a hiptoss. Lane goes for a leapfrog but Gibson easily reverses, which gets the heels all worked up and Cornette gets in to challenge referee Nick Patrick for a fight! Patrick accepts but then Corny just runs away and falls on his ass leaving the ring. I watched this show with five or six people from the SmarkDown discord server and we were all laughing so hard at this. Cornette was hilarious as a heel manager! Morton catches Eaton with an armdrag but Cornette trips Morton from the outside. That draws Ricky Morton to the floor to get into a tug-of-war with Corny, which ends with Cornette falling on his ass yet again and the babyfaces ramming the Midnight Express into each other with a classic double noggin knocker. Rock ‘n’ Roll follow that up with a double clothesline on Eaton back inside.

Ricky Morton come in and Lane goes after him, but Morton turns that around and sends Lane into the buckle instead. A Morton bodypress on Eaton sends both guys to the floor but the illegal Lane comes in with a slam on the floor. Eaton gets a backbreaker back inside and choking follows on the ropes, with Cornette adding a racket shot to Morton’s throat. And shockingly Ricky Morton finds himself playing… Ricky Morton! A double-elbowdrop by the Midnights gets two. Lane powerslam gets two more. Meanwhile Eaton draws Gibson in and allows that ref distraction to send Morton into the railing as the poor guy just continues to get beat like a drum. Morton manages to roll through into a sunset flip back inside, but Cornette quickly grabs the referee for a chat so he misses the pin. Morton turns the sunset flip into a regular roll-up, only for Eaton to come up behind him with a neckbreaker. Really nice!

Morton tries to fight but gets quickly sent into the turnbuckle arm-first. The Midnights go to work on the arm from there, whipping Morton’s arm into the buckle some more and slamming him right on his arm. Flying elbow by Eaton gets a nearfall. Eaton works a Divorce Court into a hammerlock in a really smooth transition. Morton manages to escape, but Lane quickly meets him there with a slam to prevent the hot tag. They go for the Rocket Launcher, but miss and heeeeeeeere’s Gibson! And the crowd goes crazy!! Gibson comes in running wild and eventually gets a hot nearfall with a sunset flip on Eaton, but then everyone comes inside for a brawl as IT’S BREAKING LOOSE IN TULSA! That distracts the referee and allows Cornette to sneak in a nasty shot with the racket to Gibson. Eaton tries to steal the win but Gibson kicks out at two for a fantastic false finish. The heels go for a double flapjack, but Morton (being Ricky Morton!) sacrifices his own body to stop that while Gibson blocks it by rolling through into a cradle for the Rock ‘n’ Roll win at 19:31.

  • Rating: Absolutely incredible. Intelligent, great and smooth work between arguably the two teams with the most chemistry in the entire history of tag team wrestling. Cornette was his usual great self by being able to constantly get heat for the heels while making an idiot out of himself at the very same time. He was just the perfect chickenshit heel manager, especially working with the Midnights. Great great match, highly recommended. ****
Tag Team Chicago Street Fight: Road Warriors (Hawk & Animal)(w/ Paul Ellering) vs. The Skyscrapers (Mean Mark Callous & ‘The Masked Skyscraper)(w/ Theodore Long)
Classic Wrestling Review: WrestleWar '90 | CXF | Culture Crossfire |  culturecrossfire.com
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Danny Spivey got injured and is replaced by ‘The Masked Skyscraper’, played by Mike Enos. The Road Warriors come out in street clothes for a street fight in a really nice touch. They all go at it to start with Hawk using the ropes to choke Masked. The recently unmasked Doom (Ron Simmons & Butch Reed) come out to watch the action, as the Road Warriors clean house. The Skyscrapers choke away on the LOD, but they turn things around and finish Masked with the Doomsday Device in short order at 4:59. Doom go at it with the LOD to close the segment.

  • Rating: Uh, that was it? So we saw a massive heel beatdown angle by the Skyscrapers on the Road Warriors at the prior edition of Clash, even including rare chair shots to the head, only for LOD to win a street fight at the PPV in less than five minutes? Okay then. 3/4*
NWA US Tag Team Championship: Flyin’ Brian & The Z-Man(c) vs. The Fabulous Freebirds (Michael Hayes & Jimmy Garvin)
International Object: NWA United States Tag Team Champions (1990)
IMG credit: WWE

As I always say in their matches, I will call Flyin’ Brian “Brian Pillman” and The Z-Man “Tom Zenk” because it’s much easier for me and for you. The Freebirds take their time getting inside the ring as usual, so the babyfaces beat them up, steal their gears and mock their ‘Badstreet USA’ dance. That was nice. Mucho stalling from the Freebirds follows. They take their time locking up, with Hayes constantly running away from the action. Off to Garvin as the champs are finally able to get their hands on the heels, with Zenk hitting a number of quick dropkicks before he eventually misses one. Both wrestlers tag in their respective partners with Pillman going to work on Hayes’ arm. Back to Zenk for an armbar as the arm work continues for a while. This is all solid and all, but it’s also very boring. Pillman hiptosses Garvin and in comes Hayes with a flying bodypress that Brian rolls through for two. A double-team elbow by the Freebirds turns things around, though. A Pillman hope spot goes nowhere as this match just won’t end, and Pillman brings in Zenk for the hot tag. That ends up going nowhere as well, as Hayes catches him and sends him into the post to cut off the comeback. And in comes Garvin to work… a chinlock. Oh come on now.

Hayes comes in off the tag for a chinlock of his own, with Zenk reversing with a roll-through for two. That comeback ends up going anywhere as well, and the Freebirds go back to working chinlocks… Zenk fights back but eats buckle on a blind charge, and Hayes drops an elbow for two. Off to Garvin to stomp away and back in comes Hayes for a bulldog, with Pillman breaking up the pinfall. Freebirds go back to the chinlocks. I can tell this match can’t end via submission, because I tapped out a few minutes ago and this just won’t end. Pillman comes in off ANOTHER hot tag with a number of dropkicks and about a minute later Pillman ends the pain with a flying bodypress at a WHOOPIN’ 24:32.

  • Rating: Technically fine, but good lord this would even put a horse on 10 energy pills and 27 Red Bulls to sleep. Fine but super boring and ridiculously long. **
NWA World Tag Team Championship: The Steiners (Rick & Scott Steiner)(c) vs. The Andersons (Arn & Ole Anderson)
The Steiner Brothers vs. Arn & Ole Anderson - WCW Tag Team Championship: WrestleWar  1990 | WWE
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The heel challengers play mind games to start, particularly Arn, but the Steiners beat them up anyway and clean house. And the crowd is way into the champs. Ole comes in to take on Rick but loses a slugfest and bails. Off to Arn for a leapfrog that Rick brilliantly counters and turns into a powerslam in mid-air, and AA bails. Back in with Arn dropping a knee on Rick and going up, only for Rick to meet him there and bring him back down the hard way. In comes Scott with an atomic drop into a figure four that Ole comes in to break up. Scott hits a belly to belly instead and follows that up with a kneedrop for two. Both guys tag in their partners with Ole making the mistake of ramming Rick’s face in the buckle, which Rick no-sells, but Ole knees him in the midsection and that gives the heels the edge anyway. Scott comes in only to find himself playing Ricky Morton in short order, with the Andersons sending Scott arm-first into the post and the barricade on the outside. Back in for an Arn hammerlock slam right on the injured arm (NICE!) followed by a vicious kneedrop to the arm. Arn goes for the kill but eats the Frankesteiner for a huge pop and in comes Rick off the hot tag. Ole comes in as well and tries to cut off the hot tag, but Rick surprises him with an inside cradle for the pin to retain the belts at 16:05.

  • Rating: Usual fun and hot Steiners match. Arn was feeling it and put on a great performance, as for Ole… not so much. I don’t know if he wasn’t motivated or what, but he just wasn’t putting any effort or energy like I’ve seen him do before. Scott did very good in selling for the heels while playing the team’s Ricky Morton, and Rick was a great hot tag guy like always. Solid match, but man Ole’s sort of half-assed performance here made me miss Arn’s chemistry with Tully Blanchard. Really solid match regardless. ***1/4
Main-Event – NWA World Heavyweight Championship: Ric Flair(c)(w/ Woman) vs. Lex Luger
WrestleWar '90 - Wild Thing | The Casual Geekery
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Sting was originally Flair’s challenger in this match, but he got seriously injured and was thus replaced by the US Champion Luger. Sting shows up in crutches before the match. An early lockup is won by Luger with authority, and Flair complains with the ref about some hair pulling. Another one is obviously won by Luger yet again, and a shoulderblock sends Flair out for a breather. Back in for another lockup into a Luger clothesline. Flair has had enough and actually walks away, but Luger follows him and brings him back to the ring the hard way. Flair tries to turn things around with a necksnap on the top rope, but Luger no-sells that like an absolute monster and gets a crazy babyface reaction while Flair begs for mercy. Great stuff! Luger proceeds to press slam Flair and then no-sells Flair’s chops. Another press slam just to make sure Flair knows he has him. Flair tries to go after the eyes but not even that takes him anywhere, with Luger beating him up in the corner. Flair flop and he goes down, back up into a Luger hiptoss who tries to follow with a clothesline, but Flair blocks and Luger takes a bump to the floor. And for the first time the champ’s in the driver seat.

Flair goes to work by bringing the chops and running Luger into the rail. Back in for the classic Flair kneedrop. Another kneedrop, this one dedicated to Woman, gets two. They get into a slugfest which is won by Lex only for him to miss a blind charge, with Flair going to work on Luger’s arm – that has been a trend on this show. Luger ends up escaping though, and whips Flair into the buckle for a Flair flip to the outside. Luger follows Flair and brings him back in, working on a sleeper. Luger suplex before ramming Flair’s leg into the post. That sets up a Luger figure four (uh oh!) but Flair chops his way out of it. Luger hits a powerslam instead for two. Luger no-sells a couple more chops, so Flair runs the ropes for a rare flying forearm with authority… and it’s Flair who goes down off the impact! And the crowd comes alive!

They go outside for a while before coming back in for a Luger backslide that gets two. Flair catches him with the atomic drop right on Luger’s leg. You know what that means – time to take him to school, WOOOOOOO! A couple of flying doubles axehandles give Flair two. Luger manages to hit a clothesline for two in spite of the pain, so Flair gets really pissed and viciously attacks Luger’s leg. He drops the knee on the leg and locks in the figure four, complete with illegal assistance from the ropes. Sting makes his way down to ringside and tries to get Luger all fired up, including a slap to motivate him. That apparently works and gets Lex all worked up to set up the big comeback, and Flair wants noooo part of that – “nope sir, I’m out”! Luger slams Flair, who goes up only to get slammed off. Luger runs wild with the series of clotheslines while Flair tries to run for his life but just can’t escape. Luger hits a suplex followed by a powerslam to set up the Torture Rack. Luger locks it in but we get a ref bump. Cue the Horsemen (the Andersons) to confront Sting at ringside. The referee is starting to come back to life, at which point the Andersons grab Sting and force Luger to make a decision. Luger breaks the hold and decides to help the vulnerable Stinger, eventually being counted-out at 38:08.

  • Rating: What an awesome match. This was so great. Flair put Luger over here as a legit badass and a threat to his title, knowing exactly when to be the chickensh*t weasel champion and when to turn it on. Brilliant match. I can forgive them for the (weak) finish, as Luger was a substitute to the injured Sting and they wanted to keep the belt on Flair while also not giving Luger a decisive loss. The awesome action before the finish is way more memorable than the flat finish. Great main-event and an early match of the year contender already between two of the very best in the industry at the time. ****1/2

END OF THE SHOW

Final thoughts: This is a weird one to rate. There’s some bad stuff in here, but what is good is REALLY good. I would certainly recommend Flair/Luger and Midnights/RNR, and Steiners/Andersons if you wanna make it three. I think the good outweighs the bad, but it wasn’t on the level of any of NWA’s pay-per-views from the prior year. Still a good show. 6/10

POINT SYSTEM

You can check out how my point system works here.

WrestlerStar ratingsResultMain-eventingExtrasTotal
Ric Flair4.50.511 for retaining a title7
Rick Steiner3.2511 for retaining a title
0.5 for winning the fall
5.75
Robert Gibson410.5 for winning the fall5.5
Scott Steiner3.2511 for retaining a title5.25
Lex Luger4.5-0.515
Ricky Morton415
Flyin Brian211 for retaining a title
0.5 for winning the fall
4.5
The Z-Man211 for retaining a title4
Stan Lane4-13
Buzz Sawyer1.510.5 for winning the fall3
Norman the Lunatic1.7512.75
Bobby Eaton4-1-0.5 for losing the fall2.5
Kevin Sullivan1.512.5
Hawk0.7510.5 for winning the fall2.25
Animal0.7511.75
Michael Hayes2-11
Cactus Jack Manson1.75-10.75
Jimmy Garvin2-1-0.5 for losing the fall0.5
Shane Douglas1.5-10.5
Johnny Ace1.5-1-0.5 for losing the fall0
Mean Mark Callous0.75-1-0.25
Masked Skyscraper0.75-1-0.5 for losing the fall-0.75

That’s all from WrestleWar 90. As always, thank you so much for reading! Don’t miss the next article, as I review WWF’s WrestleMania VI. Stay safe!

WWF The Main Event III Review (The Warriors Continue To Challenge The Mania)

Hello everyone and welcome to my review of the very last WWF show before WrestleMania VI. This show features just two matches, with both Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan putting their respective titles on the line. Will someone trip on the way to the big clash?

Note: Boxing Heavyweight Champion Mike Tyson was supposed to be a guest on this show and referee the Hogan/Savage World title match, but he lost the belt a couple of weeks before this show. Therefore his substitute is… new Boxing Heavyweight Champion James ‘Buster’ Douglas. Ouch!

Here is the list of champions in the WWF heading into this show:

  • WWF World Champion: Hulk Hogan
  • WWF Intercontinental Champion: The Ultimate Warrior
  • WWF World Tag Team Champions: The Colossal Connection (André the Giant & Haku)

Enjoy the review!

Throwback Thursday: WWF The Main Event III, As Seen on WWE Network |  Wrestling DVD Network
IMG credit: WWE

The hosts are Vince McMahon & Jesse Ventura
Taped from Detroit, MI

Randy Savage’s opening promo: “OOOH YEAAAH Hulk Hogan I got the most powerful right hand in the world because it’s packed full of Macho Madness OOOOH YEEEAAH! And you, ‘Buster’ Douglas, you better stay in line or I’ll give you a thrill. ‘Cause if the right one won’t getcha, the left one will. BAM BAM. OOOOOOOH YEEAAAAH. DIG IT!” And this is why he’s one of the best. No words!

WWF World Championship: Hulk Hogan(c) vs. Randy Savage(w/ Sensational ‘Queen’ Sherri) – enforcer: James ‘Buster’ Douglas

Savage jumps Hogan to start and gets the Macho necksnap very early into it. A high knee dumps Hogan and Savage tries to follow with the flying double axehandle, but Douglas gets in his way and Savage stays inside the ropes. That allows Hogan to get back on the apron, and another Macho high knee misses this time and hits Sherri instead. Great bump by Sherri there also. Savage turns around into a Hulk clothesline and from there Hogan takes over. Hogan pounds away in the corner before hitting another clothesline, and more pounding ensues. Savage turns things around with a couple of elbows, and the distraction allows Sherri to get her cheapshots in. Douglas comes in to send her packing though, and we take a break.

Commercial

We come back with Hogan powering out of a Savage resthold, only for Savage to dump him again and this time connect with the flying double axe. Another one back inside gets two. Douglas gets in Savage’s face once more, but the King rightfully ignores him and bodyslams Hogan to set up the Macho Elbow. It connects and… it’s no sold. Usual Hulk Up routine but the ref gets bumped. Hogan takes him down and hits the Legdrop anyway, and Douglas comes in to count and give Hogan the win to retain at 11:14.

  • Rating: This was fun. It was predictable as hell and it’s kind of sad to see Savage be such an afterthought just one year after being the World’s champion, but it was mostly fun otherwise. Not that it gets close to touching their ‘Mania 5 classic, but it was never going to do that anyway and you would only be fooling yourself if you expected them to do it. Savage eats a Douglas right hand (only going down on the second one), and the champs pose to end the segment. Fun stuff. **1/4

Meanwhile, Jesse Ventura congratulates Dino Bravo on being the next IC Champion. Ultimate Warrior follows and actually cuts a decent and logical promo for once, still with his added intensity.

(Alleged) Main-Event – WWF Intercontinental Championship: The Ultimate Warrior(c) vs. Dino Bravo(w/ The Canadian Earthquake & Jimmy Hart)

Warrior is all fired up to start. He dumps Bravo but Earthquake catches him behind the ref’s back and cuts him off. Suddenly Warrior pulls a Hornswoggle before pulling a Hornswoggle was even a thing and goes under the ring, pulling Jimmy Hart in with him. Jimmy comes out of there with his pants off and he runs to the back, humiliated. Warrior comes back too, and Earthquake gets in a few more shots and throws him back in for Bravo to finish him off. Bravo puts him in a bearhug followed by the sideslam, but Warrior (obviously) is not done yet. He proceeds to make the big comeback, runs wild and puts Bravo away with the Warrior Splash to retain at 4:11.

  • Rating: This… existed. Quick win for Warrior on the way to Hogan at WrestleMania. 1/2*

Earthquake comes in for the beatdown afterwards, which draws Hogan back in to “save the WrestleMania main-event” and clean house. Warrior gets back up and he’s not happy. They get in each other’s face yet again to sell WrestleMania even more. A Vince McMahon recap of the Hogan/Warrior feud followed by quick promos by both guys close the show.

Throwback Thursday: WWF The Main Event III, As Seen on WWE Network |  Wrestling DVD Network
IMG credit: WWE

END OF THE SHOW

Final thoughts: As you can see, this was nothing more than extended workouts for Hogan and Warrior heading into WrestleMania. The show featured just their matches, and it was effective at selling their big encounter. It was effective at doing that, but if you wouldn’t be missing much if you didn’t watch it. Still, not particularly bad or anything. 4/10

POINT SYSTEM

You can read about how my point system works here.

WrestlerStar ratingsResultMain-eventingExtrasTotal
Hulk Hogan2.251+1 for retaining a title4.25
The Ultimate Warrior0.511+1 for retaining a title3.5
Randy Savage2.25-11.25
Dino Bravo0.5-110.5

Thank you so much for reading! Make sure you don’t miss my next review, of NWA/WCW WrestleWar 90. After that, it’s time for WWF with the massive Hogan/Warrior showdown and WrestleMania VI! Stay safe.